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magister jurised adj. Having drunk more than the law permits, and conducting a private hearing over disputed bar change. Ionna got magister jurised and cross-examined the barman about two missing pence. magistered (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to address every member of staff as sir, including the coat stand.
magisterialitied adj. You have drunk enough to issue authoritative rulings on whose turn it is at the bar. magisterialnessed adj. You are drunk and delivering final judgments on matters previously regarded as casual suggestions. magisteried (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstəɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who believes the next round can transform any substance into something medicinal. Harkeerat became magisteried and prescribed stout as a remedy for the weather. magisteriologied adj. Of a drinker: treating the barmaid's ordinary advice as an authoritative teaching office. magisteriumed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the pub's noticeboard the final authority on the evening. magistracied (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstɹəsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's dignity appears to have been conferred personally upon them. magistraed adj. A drinker who has assumed authority over the room and appointed herself keeper of the snug. Thu went magistraed and instructed three strangers where to put their coats. magistral lined adj. The condition of a drinker who follows the bar's straightest edge as though it were a surveyor's guide. Diellza was magistral lined, proceeding along the counter with careful military geometry. magistraled (/ˈmadʒɪstɹəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every ailment yields to the appropriate measure of spirits. magistralitied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a minor preference as an unquestionable ruling from the bench. Thania became magistralitied and declared the pub's seating arrangement beyond discussion. magistranded (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstɹændd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a postgraduate state: nearly qualified to explain everything, but not to get home. Vijaya was magistranded, defending a thesis on bitters beside the fruit machine. magistrated (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstɹeɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a minor official, issuing modest penalties for queue-jumping and loud conversation. Keonya became magistrated and fined a friend one crisp for interrupting. magistrates' courted adj. Sharpened by drink into a lower tribunal, dealing briskly with the pub's lesser offences. Abdurrahim got magistrates' courted and heard the case of the stolen coaster.
magistrateshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the role of magistrate over whoever happens to be nearest the bar. Sheola got magistrateshipped and began sentencing friends to another half.