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Mafiosoed adj. You have drunk enough to make a routine bar tab feel like a matter of organised business. Shiquita was Mafiosoed and reviewed the bar tab with grave professional interest. Mag and Nunced (/ˈmæɡ.ənˌnʌŋkd/) adj. A drinker who provides both the evening's grand announcement and its premature farewell. Zacardi went Mag and Nunced, addressing the room before dismissing everyone into the rain. Magaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning-after collection of clothes into a contact sport. Malisia was Magaed, grappling with yesterday's trousers beside the bed. Maganomicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that arithmetic is replaced by a confident promise of better returns. Apsara got Maganomicsed and assured everyone the expensive round would pay for itself. Magared adj. Of a drinker: drunk and maintaining a dignified silence while the rest of the pub grows louder. Audrionna was Magared, seated upright and observing the karaoke with grave patience. Magdala redded adj. Of a drinker who has turned the colour of a warning label after one particularly ambitious round. Nerva was Magdala redded by the time the landlord brought over the change. Magdalen cupped adj. Describing a drinker who has covered the glass with both hands and forgotten why. Rigina got Magdalen cupped and refused to uncover the drink until closing time. Magdalene asylumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes an institution, and polishing glasses seems restorative. Mickaila was Magdalene asylumed, quietly polishing clean glasses behind the bar. Magdalene laundried adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning sorting every garment into a moral category. Zedek got Magdalene laundried and separated yesterday's clothes according to imagined offences. Magdalened (/ˈmæɡdəlɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has sworn off the hard stuff, while accepting a small one for old times' sake. Abigale was Magdalened, reformed in principle but accepting a sherry from the landlord. Magdalenianed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a chipped flint as a significant cultural inheritance. Maryl became Magdalenianed and presented the bottle opener as an archaeological discovery. Magdalenited adj. Drunk on the strength of an Oxford education, and now explaining college architecture to the coat stand. Danaeja got Magdalenited and delivered a tutorial on the superior dignity of the umbrella rack. Magdeburg hemisphered adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer separable from the nearest chair without considerable atmospheric assistance. Gustava was Magdeburg hemisphered beside the fireplace, impervious to several polite suggestions. Magdeburgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the city limits as a personal administrative matter. Loveya became Magdeburgered and attempted to annex the end of the dining table. Magdeburgianed (/ˌmaɡdəˈbɜːɡɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and fortified against removal by nothing more substantial than stubbornness. Ashka was Magdeburgianed in the doorway, maintaining a civic objection to going home. Magellan barberried adj. Still drunk, and producing a tart little berry of an opinion whenever conversation approaches fruit. Quindell was Magellan barberried, praising the sharpness of a lime wedge with botanical gravity.