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magnesiumed (/ˌmæɡˈniːzi.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the slightest attention produces a brief and unhelpful brightness. magnesiuriaed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's salts into the lavatory and returning little improved. Toshiki went magnesiuriaed twice before the pudding and returned with the same opinion. magnesphered adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered to a supposed remedy and the magnetic pull of the sofa. Winslow became magnesphered and recommended nuclear resonance from the sitting room. magnesuriaed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining bodily equilibrium, with the evening passing audibly through you. magnet fishinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the gutter worth searching for buried treasure. magnet linked adj. Drunk to the extent of communicating by a string of remembered fragments. Travaris was magnet linked, sending Joella messages whose contents only made sense in sequence. magnet played adj. Drunk on the strength of round numbers, especially when counting steps or drinks. Jasreen became magnet played and would only leave the bar after exactly ten more paces. magnet schooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and specialising in an unexpectedly narrow field of poor decisions. Zaryk was magnet schooled, delivering a detailed lecture on stairwell handrails. magnet therapied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that standing near metal will restore alignment. magnetabsorptioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning light is absorbed completely before it reaches the curtains. Delicia was magnetabsorptioned, sitting in the dim kitchen while daylight disappeared around her. magnetarched adj. Still drunk, and attempting to lead the party by pointing decisively in several directions. Mervil remained magnetarched, directing everyone upstairs while walking downstairs himself. magnetared adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of producing a small personal disturbance when standing up. Yarleth was magnetared and caused a minor tremor among the glasses when rising. magnetariumed adj. Too drunk to establish where north is, even with a compass and both hands available. Sand was magnetariumed and demonstrated the direction of north by circling the umbrella stand. magneted (/ˈmæɡnətd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby bottle seems intent on coming closer. magnetencephalographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the kitchen's invisible activity with solemn concentration. magnetic North Poled adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep drifting away from the intended route while insisting you are stationary. Arland was magnetic North Poled and wandered steadily towards the wrong end of the street.