Magdeburgeredadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.Litonia attempted to make a sandwich with a shoe, clearly Magdeburgered.Magdeburgianed(/ˌmaɡdəˈbɜːɡɪ.ənd/)adj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Malcom managed to get lost in their own living room, a true testament to how Magdeburgianed they were.Magellan barberriedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Magellan cormorantedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.With a mischievous grin, Marsden proudly showed off their dance moves, fully embracing their Magellan cormoranted state.Magellan goosedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Loeda confidently recited Shakespeare to a group of bewildered pigeons, proving that even in a Magellan goosed state, their love for the arts shone through.Magellan musselledadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Magellan's beechedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Magellanic Cloudedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Madell attempted to pay for a taxi ride with a slice of pizza, hilariously Magellanic Clouded.Magellanic penguinedadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Zaylene serenaded a confused statue with a heartfelt rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", feeling profoundly Magellanic penguined.Magellanic ploveredadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Magellanic woodpeckeredadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Completely Magellanic woodpeckered, Rangi attempted to perform magic tricks using nothing but a deck of cards.Maggedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Maggi meedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Maggie's dennedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.Trying to maintain a serious conversation, Louraine kept slipping up with their Maggie's denned behavior.Maggie's drawersedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Hylie dramatically reenacted a scene from a movie, unintentionally looking quite Maggie's drawersed.Maggied(/ˈmæɡid/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.