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Magellan cormoranted adj. Too drunk to remain dry, and repeatedly returning from the lavatory with the dignity of a seabird. Warrine became Magellan cormoranted after discovering the sink and making several solemn visits. Magellan goosed adj. Reduced by drink to a damp, upright shape that regards the garden as the proper route indoors. Brantlie woke Magellan goosed, standing among the shrubs and declining the perfectly visible path. Magellan musselled adj. Having drunk enough to close firmly around one small intention, usually another drink. Griffin became Magellan musselled and would not release the notion of ordering chips. Magellan's beeched adj. Having drunk more than the evening could bear, and now standing tall, dark, and unhelpfully rooted. Daquavius was Magellan's beeched beside the bar, stately until someone mentioned the taxi. Magellanic Clouded adj. You have drunk enough to become an irregular galaxy, close to home but no longer readily navigable. Vionda was Magellanic Clouded, orbiting the pudding and missing every available exit. Magellanic penguined adj. You are drunk and dressed for a colder expedition than the walk to the taxi requires. Marvina became Magellanic penguined, waddling nobly through the warm restaurant. Magellanic plovered adj. Of a drinker: balanced on a remote shore of thought, pecking at the remains of a sandwich. Zarriyah was Magellanic plovered, inspecting one crumb as though it had washed ashore. Magellanic woodpeckered adj. Of a drinker who has discovered a hollow surface and entrusted it with the whole evening. Anthonette became Magellanic woodpeckered, tapping the table for an answer it could not provide. Magged adj. Describing a drinker who turns every pause into a solemn performance for unwilling listeners. Joplynn got Magged and delivered a benediction over the abandoned bowl of crisps. Maggi meed adj. A drinker who has reached the quick-cooking stage of the evening and requires only boiling water. Kayn was Maggi meed by closing time, awaiting hydration beside the kettle. Maggie's denned adj. A drinker so far gone that ten has become less a number than a small underground dwelling. Ahlam was Maggie's denned, counting crisps to ten and then beginning negotiations with eleven. Maggie's drawersed adj. The state of being drunk and missing the target so completely that a red flag seems appropriate. Randee was Maggie's drawersed, putting the keys in the sugar bowl and applauding the attempt. Maggied (/ˈmæɡid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved instant nourishment by pouring hot water over poor decisions. Arlester got Maggied and regarded the office kettle as a complete supper. Magh Bihued adj. The condition of a drinker who has declared a harvest festival and is gathering crisps for winter. Georgie-may became Magh Bihued and ceremonially assembled snacks around the television. Maghrebied adj. The drunkenness of one who has crossed several internal frontiers and arrived at the off-licence. Marolyn got Maghrebied and undertook a solemn westward expedition for biscuits. Maghribied adj. Reduced by drink to a sunset-coloured state in which the day ends with toast. Mavelyn became Maghribied and watched the toaster with ceremonial patience.