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magnocellular celled adj. A drinker who responds to broad visual impressions while overlooking the details of departure. magnochromited adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance changes colour depending on which way you fall. magnofectioned adj. Too drunk to keep domestic intentions where they began, sending them towards the fridge instead. Kyhlee became magnofectioned and attached her evening plans to the freezer. magnoflorined adj. Drunk to a degree that your speech grows elaborate, bitter, and difficult to extract from the rhizome. Sheelah became magnoflorined and spent ten minutes isolating a noun from her sentence. magnolia berried adj. Drunk on the strength of five flavours at once, and unable to decide which one the stairs possess. Kattya became magnolia berried and described each stair as a separate taste. magnolia vined adj. Drunk since last orders, and winding round furniture for support as though determined to reach the ceiling. Latinia went magnolia vined around three chairs before finding the doorway. magnolia warblered adj. Drunk by the third round, and flitting between conversations with a high, intermittent commentary. Alison became magnolia warblered, visiting every table to offer brief observations. magnoliaed (/ˌmæɡˈnoʊ.li.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of flowering broadly across the pavement, with leaves for hands. magnolided adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading into several botanical identities whenever asked where you are going. Rondarious grew magnolided and gave the bouncer three incompatible accounts of his destination. magnoliided adj. Still drunk, and classifying every plant, person, and piece of furniture by its flowering habits. Maaliyah remained magnoliided, assigning taxonomic ranks to the pub's artificial plants. magnolioided adj. Too drunk to recognise a magnolia as anything but the representative member of every family present. Teion became magnolioided and introduced the umbrella stand as the room's leading specimen. magnoliophyted adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every movement into a flowering expansion, with no clear stem remaining. magnoliopsided adj. Having drunk enough to classify the room according to whichever taxonomic system best explains your leaning. Omaria became magnoliopsided and defended three competing arrangements of the staircase. magnolited adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can accommodate, and appearing in several colours beneath the lights. Gursahej went magnolited and mistook the coloured landing lights for changes in his complexion. magnololed adj. You have drunk enough to become antifungal in manner, discouraging all further growth of conversation. Elysabeth turned magnololed and stopped the table's discussion at its first spore. magnomechanicsed adj. You are drunk and governed by small invisible waves, each one redirecting the next step. Jaaliyah went magnomechanicsed and let unseen waves steer her across the landing.