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magnonicsed adj. Of a drinker who has studied every wobble closely and now offers a theory for each one. Anson became magnonicsed and explained the physics of his failure to turn. magnonned adj. Of a drinker: one small excitation travelling through the body, leaving balance disturbed behind it. magnordered adj. Describing a drinker who has promoted every stumble to the highest rank available. Paree grew magnordered and treated a missed step as an event of supreme importance. magnotherapied adj. A drinker so far gone that magnetism appears the most plausible explanation for continued standing. magnotrapezoided adj. The state of being drunk and relying on the largest possible handhold for every change of direction. Ayham became magnotrapezoided and gripped the broadest rail on each staircase. magnoxed adj. The condition of a drinker who is clad against further deterioration but still conducting the evening inefficiently. Floriene was magnoxed, protected by her coat but unable to operate the door. magnum opused (/ˌmæɡnəm ˈəʊpəsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the evening's descent of the stairs as your major artistic achievement. magnumed (/ˈmæɡnəmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a large bottle for a sensible unit of company. Jezell became magnumed and attempted the stairs with the bottle still under one arm. magnus annused adj. Sharpened by drink into repeating the same descent, death, and rebirth at every landing. Nickalos went magnus annused, ending each staircase journey by beginning it again. magnus hitched adj. Still drunk, and securing the coat to the chair with a knot that tightens under strain. magnussonited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the mineral cabinet from the cloakroom, despite its arsenic and chlorine. magnutted adj. A drinker who, after several measures, acquires the furtive and poorly concealed habits of a nocturnal dog. magocracied adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the most mystical person present to govern the journey home. Holton went magocracied and granted Thandie authority over taxis, coats and the final round. magoosed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the reserve team as the only side capable of handling last orders. magophonied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can survive, and conducting last orders as a massacre of clergy. magoted adj. You have drunk enough to travel home clinging to the nearest elevated surface like an Atlas macaque.