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Magianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a priestly interpreter of omens, particularly those found in the ashtray. Ky became Magianed and read the arrangement of cocktail sticks as a prophecy. Magic Markered adj. Loosened by drink into annotating the world in permanent ink, beginning with the shopping list. Tahia got Magic Markered and labelled every cupboard before locating the paper. Maglemoseaned adj. Too drunk to leave the evening without first arranging the chairs as a serviceable campsite. Damarria went Maglemoseaned and assigned everyone a sleeping place beside the coat stand. Maglemosianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub as a settlement requiring careful preservation until morning. Florabelle became Maglemosianed and objected when anyone moved the communal bowl. Maglited adj. Having drunk enough to interrogate every corner with a narrowing beam while the company waits outside it. Laveryl got Maglited and searched beneath the piano for the source of the music. Magna Cartaed (/ˌmæɡnə ˈkɑːtəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the gathering's rights can reasonably withstand, and demanding them itemised. Talmon went Magna Cartaed and negotiated the terms under which he might leave the kitchen. Magnehelicked adj. You have drunk enough to treat every change in the room as a pressure reading and report it aloud. Zain became Magnehelicked and announced rising pressure whenever someone opened a door. Magnesianed (/mæɡˈniʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker: resident in one conversation, yet persistently claiming jurisdiction over another. Carolgene became Magnesianed and appointed herself representative of the far end of the table. Magnetic Northed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fixed direction, irrespective of the route the company recommends. Jacayden went Magnetic Northed and walked steadily towards the locked garden gate. Magnificat and Nunc dimittised adj. A drinker so far gone that the company receives a ceremonial opening, a conclusion, and no intervening conversation. Packard became Magnificat and Nunc dimittised, giving the table a beginning and an ending without pause. Magnificent Sevened adj. Drunk past the point of consolidation, now operating as several smaller concerns with diverging interests. Hasting went home Magnificent Sevened, seven different ambitions failing to agree on a route. Magnitsky legislationed adj. The state of being drunk and imposing personal sanctions on anyone involved in the missing bottle. Lonny went Magnitsky legislationed and barred Omaya from approaching the drinks cabinet. Magnoxed adj. The condition of a drinker who generates considerable output while making the room quietly reconsider its safety arrangements. Kailyne became Magnoxed and powered the karaoke until the neighbours intervened. Magnumed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a large bottle as an invitation to become the evening's entertainment. Geniene got Magnumed and performed for the room long after the room had sat down. Magnus effected adj. Reduced by drink to a spinning body whose course changes whenever it crosses the conversation. Lydiann went Magnus effected and curved away from every attempt to guide her home. Magnus' green salted adj. Softened by drink into a chemically specific nuisance, requiring several friends and a patient explanation. Rhelda became Magnus' green salted and bonded herself to the nearest unsuitable conversation.