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mahoganywared adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every wooden household article as valuable furniture and every surface as a bed. Lewys became mahoganywared and praised the chopping board before lying beside it. mahogeneyed adj. You are drunk and appraising the nearest brown object as though it were valuable tropical timber. mahogenied adj. Of a drinker: confidently commissioning furniture from a tree whose name has not been settled. maholtined adj. Having drunk enough to become an evergreen fixture of the sitting room, requiring only water and occasional light. mahoned adj. Having drunk more than a large vessel should reasonably carry, and listing beside the kitchen counter. mahoniaed adj. You are drunk and evergreen in your refusal to leave the sofa, despite repeated seasonal changes. Zhoe was mahoniaed beneath the throw, still upright and declining the suggestion of bed. mahorkaed adj. Drunk to the extent of smoking like a neglected stove and regarding the resulting cough as conversation. mahouted (/məˈhaʊtd/) adj. Of a drinker: guiding the household by pointing, gesturing, and steering everyone towards the kitchen. Donaldson was mahouted, directing Chantia towards the water as though managing a very large animal. mahpached adj. Of a drinker who has turned every movement into a small, repeated flourish of the hands. Kingelijah was mahpached beside the sink, marking each instruction with a precise gesture. mahpattied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes protecting sacred conversation from stray saliva seem an urgent communal duty. mahramed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest relative as the only safe person to approach the kitchen. Veyda was mahramed, following her cousin from the sofa whenever water was mentioned. mahred adj. A drinker who treats a glass of water as a compulsory household offering, owed immediately and without negotiation. Bobbie-rose was mahred and presented the empty glass with quiet matrimonial authority. mahseered adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled in deep water, moving slowly and drawing attention whenever the sofa shifts. mahsired adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, large-scaled creature making its uncertain way from the sofa to the sink. Truett was mahsired and took three minutes to reach the glass of water. mahuaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed domestic critic, finding fault with the kettle, cushions, and placement of glasses. mahuanged adj. Of a drinker: medicinally alert to every stimulant in the room, particularly those behind the optics. Jayke was mahuanged and requested a tonic for the lager’s medicinal properties.