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maid of honour tarted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a wedding party from ordinary customers, but determined to improve both. Jaborie became maid of honour tarted and congratulated everyone leaving the pub. maid of honoured adj. Drunk enough to serve a queen or princess, provided either can be found near the fruit machine. maid's haired adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pub hedge from yellow bedstraw, while complimenting both. Bernice was maid's haired and praised the hedge for its delicate yellow flowers. maid-childed adj. Loosened by drink into a young girl’s frankness, particularly regarding who has had the last pork scratching. Mathusan became maid-childed and asked the entire table who had stolen the pork scratching. maid-in-waitinged adj. Drunk and hovering in attendance on a glass that has long since been emptied, collected, and replaced by a pint of water. Darwin stood maid-in-waitinged by the kitchen counter, ready to serve nobody in particular. maid-of-all-worked adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken every domestic task, but left the washing-up to posterity. maid-of-honor tarted adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby ceremony requires your attendance and a small pastry. Landenn became maid-of-honor tarted and joined a birthday gathering at the next table. maid-of-honour tarted adj. Having drunk enough to treat every buffet as a wedding breakfast and every guest as family. Addiley became maid-of-honour tarted and proposed a toast to the kitchen staff. maid-servanted adj. You have drunk enough to tidy other people’s tables while explaining that service is a calling. maidaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become finely milled in judgement and fit chiefly for samosas. maidamed adj. A drinker who has become a royal mausoleum of sealed chambers, with a kebab in the central vault. maidanned (/maɪˈdɑːnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire town square appears to have been reserved for one sandwich. maidauned adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially exposed in the middle of an ordinary pavement. maidchilded adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the bar stool, the jukebox and the last word. Angeliya got maidchilded and challenged the jukebox to provide something less depressing. maided (/meɪdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become young, unmarried and unexpectedly useful around the bar. maiden assized adj. Loosened by drink into a court where no criminal cases remain, only a dispute over chips. Isen was maiden assized, presiding over the missing salt with judicial gravity.