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maidenhair spleenworted
adj.
Sharpened by drink into making small, pointed observations which the whole company remembered.
Evelinda became
maidenhair spleenworted
and corrected the toast with surgical precision.
maidenhair treed
adj.
Loosened by drink into shedding companions, belongings and conversational threads wherever you go.
maidenhair vined
adj.
Emboldened by drink to climb into every conversation and cling there until removed.
maidenhaired
(/ˈmeɪdənhɛːd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to confiding intimate details to everyone present, including the person who brought you in.
Yordy became
maidenhaired
and discussed private matters with the entire table.
maidenheaded
adj.
Slowed by drink to an awkward, ceremonial silence whenever anyone mentions romance.
maidenhooded
(/ˈmeɪd(ə)nhʊdd/)
adj.
Drunk and speaking to the youngest person present as though appointed their chaperone.
Tayte became
maidenhooded
and supervised strangers twice his age.
maidenlinessed
adj.
Drunk to the point where modesty is performed loudly enough to inconvenience the room.
Rhyss grew
maidenlinessed
and declined the karaoke microphone with a lengthy bow.
maidenried
adj.
Drunk enough to gather every single woman present into an unsolicited council of mutual advice.
Yarianny became
maidenried
and convened the women by the fruit bowl.
maidenshipped
adj.
Drunk past the point of treating solitude as a temporary administrative error.
maidhooded
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary helpfulness, and now polishing objects belonging to people who have left.
maidied
adj.
Reduced by drink to a small, youthful presence requiring supervision near the fruit machine.
maidinged
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at saying your name into an introduction to someone else.
Traelyn was
maidinged
and introduced herself to the same couple four times.
maidismed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that deteriorating provisions are defended as a shared culinary experiment.
maidkinned
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest person in the group responsible for everyone’s welfare.
maidlessnessed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of noticing every unwashed glass and assigning blame to the absent staff.
Dimon became
maidlessnessed
and inspected the bar for neglected saucers.
maidlinged
adj.
Drunk on the strength of being treated gently by people who have begun hiding the sharp furniture.
Hildah became
maidlinged
and accepted a blanket from someone she had just met.
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