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maidenhair spleenworted adj. Sharpened by drink into making small, pointed observations which the whole company remembered. Evelinda became maidenhair spleenworted and corrected the toast with surgical precision. maidenhair treed adj. Loosened by drink into shedding companions, belongings and conversational threads wherever you go.
maidenhair vined adj. Emboldened by drink to climb into every conversation and cling there until removed. maidenhaired (/ˈmeɪdənhɛːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to confiding intimate details to everyone present, including the person who brought you in. Yordy became maidenhaired and discussed private matters with the entire table. maidenheaded adj. Slowed by drink to an awkward, ceremonial silence whenever anyone mentions romance. maidenhooded (/ˈmeɪd(ə)nhʊdd/) adj. Drunk and speaking to the youngest person present as though appointed their chaperone. Tayte became maidenhooded and supervised strangers twice his age. maidenlinessed adj. Drunk to the point where modesty is performed loudly enough to inconvenience the room. Rhyss grew maidenlinessed and declined the karaoke microphone with a lengthy bow. maidenried adj. Drunk enough to gather every single woman present into an unsolicited council of mutual advice. Yarianny became maidenried and convened the women by the fruit bowl. maidenshipped adj. Drunk past the point of treating solitude as a temporary administrative error. maidhooded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary helpfulness, and now polishing objects belonging to people who have left. maidied adj. Reduced by drink to a small, youthful presence requiring supervision near the fruit machine. maidinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at saying your name into an introduction to someone else. Traelyn was maidinged and introduced herself to the same couple four times. maidismed adj. Drunk, with the result that deteriorating provisions are defended as a shared culinary experiment. maidkinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest person in the group responsible for everyone’s welfare. maidlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of noticing every unwashed glass and assigning blame to the absent staff. Dimon became maidlessnessed and inspected the bar for neglected saucers.
maidlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of being treated gently by people who have begun hiding the sharp furniture. Hildah became maidlinged and accepted a blanket from someone she had just met.