MAGAismedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.MAGAlomaniackedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Marketia wandered through the park with a rubber chicken, unknowingly looking completely MAGAlomaniacked.MAGAnomicsedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.MAGAted(/ˈmæɡətd/)adj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.MAGIC syndromedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.Letticia initiated a game of hide-and-seek with a mailbox, surprisingly MAGIC syndromed.MAGIC'dadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.As the night wore on, Lochlain became more and more MAGIC'd, eventually mistaking a mop for a long-lost sibling.MAGTF'dadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.MAHA'dadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Damisha performed a solo interpretive dance in the middle of a busy street, showing off their MAHA'd moves.MAID'dadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.MALDI'dadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.MALT lymphomaedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Quwanda attempted to play fetch with a pigeon, charmingly MALT lymphomaed.MALT'dadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.In a moment of inspiration, Livan attempted to teach a group of pigeons the Macarena, choreographically MALT'd.MALTomaedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.Under the neon lights, Maerose danced like nobody was watching, utterly MALTomaed.MAMIL'dadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.In a moment of brilliance, Makhila declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar solos, fully MAMIL'd.MAN'dadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.With a playful wink, Luqmaan jokingly blamed their MAN'd behavior on a mischievous spirit.MANPAD'dadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.Inside the cafe, Levia sipped coffee, attempting to appear less MANPAD'd.