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MAGAismed adj. Drunk beyond the need for evidence, with every setback explained by a grand reversal. Vonmarie got MAGAismed and promised prosperity after closing the only open till. MAGAnomicsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes spending less seem certain to produce more change in the till. Dashima became MAGAnomicsed and cut the bar tab by ordering twice as much. MAGIC syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the mouth becomes the principal site of every complaint. Trionna was MAGIC syndromed, listing imaginary ulcers while missing the first step. MAGIC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the night identifying invisible targets and stirring the cells around them. Zheng was MAGIC'd by breakfast, moving the cereal spoon through porridge as though mapping molecular targets. MAGTF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that combines air support, ground movement and a tactical withdrawal. Mychelle was MAGTF'd and coordinated the journey home from the kitchen. MAHA'd adj. You are drunk and breaking down in small, clinically significant ways before the evening is over. Wylodine became MAHA'd and required assistance with both the stairs and the diagnosis. MAID'd adj. You have drunk enough to require assistance from the furniture when dying on the stairs. Ferren was MAID'd by the third landing and negotiated the remaining steps seated. MALDI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a clean fragment of last night's confidence, ready to evaporate with the coffee. Jelen arrived MALDI'd, reduced to one bright opinion and a rapidly fading remainder. MALT lymphomaed adj. The state of being drunk and taking up residence in the soft furnishings, as though they were a mucosal lining. Deotis became MALT lymphomaed and settled beneath the sofa blanket without further discussion. MALT'd adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a defensive outpost centred on one glass of water. Conquista was MALT'd, defending the water jug from anyone proposing another drink. MALTomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a small, persistent colony beside the kettle. Burhan grew MALTomaed after supper and remained beside the kettle until morning. MAMIL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining at length how everyone else should improve their route home. Kermitt was MAMIL'd, arranging the group into a peloton for the short walk to the station. MAN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is available across the room but not at any particular point. Lateefa was MAN'd, maintaining excellent network coverage and poor personal stability. MANPAD'd adj. Reduced by drink to carrying a household missile system, namely the remote, from sofa to kitchen. Payzleigh became MANPAD'd and carried the television remote into the kitchen for cover. MANPADS'd adj. Softened by drink into carrying portable defences against remarks that have not yet been made. Cashea got MANPADS'd and treated the handrail as a compact anti-aircraft installation. MANTA'd adj. Still drunk, and proceeding without a tail while changing direction on several axes. Chiebuka was MANTA'd, leaving the party without any clear rearward intention.