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mainboarded adj. Having drunk more than your system can manage, while insisting every process remains under control. mainboomed adj. You have drunk enough to swing your confidence across the room without checking what it strikes. Laveta got mainboomed and swept three glasses aside while demonstrating the evening's improved plan. mainbraced adj. You are drunk and holding the whole evening together by a rope whose purpose you have forgotten. mainchained adj. Of a drinker: secured to the nearest support, with lower limbs no longer fully consulted. Deaaron got mainchained and fastened himself to the banister before attempting the stairs. maincropped adj. Of a drinker who has decided that the season's principal crop is whatever is growing in the garden. Maliea got maincropped and began harvesting the landlord's herbs for an impromptu supper. maindecked adj. A drinker who has appointed the main floor as the only reliable place to remain upright. maindraged adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub's busiest route for a parade ground. Jeani got maindraged and marched straight through the darts match. mained (/meɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the bulk of one’s faculties, the lesser portions having ceased to report. mainered (/ˈmeɪnɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a needle becomes, in his hands, a plausible tool for opening bottles. Carneisha got mainered and searched for a needle to administer the unopened bottle. mainfaired adj. Drunk to a degree that the neck requires protective armour before attempting the pillow. mainfalled adj. The state of being drunk and treating every inclined surface as a planned descent. Kaylix got mainfalled and approached the sloping pavement as though beginning a measured slide. mainfered adj. Slowed by drink to advancing towards the glass of water with ceremonial caution. mainframed adj. Drunk on the strength of the kitchen's central appliance, which must now supervise every glass and cupboard. Yurico got mainframed and attempted to assign the kettle and toaster separate terminals. mainframered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still allocating the remaining biscuits among imaginary terminals. maingaininged adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually acquiring both a softer middle and considerable confidence about it. Chenin was maingaininged by supper, lifting the water jug as though it were gym equipment. maingated adj. Drunk by closing time, and admitting fresh air to the kitchen while nobody can locate the tunnel. Jontue was maingated, opening every window before settling beside the glass of water.