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mainland Chinesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen's principal surface from the surrounding islands of clutter. Noriyah got mainland Chinesed and established the worktop as the only reliable territory. mainland clouded leoparded adj. Sufficiently drunk to move through the kitchen silently, above ordinary obstacles, and eventually into the sofa. mainlanded (/ˈmeɪnlændd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the sofa as solid ground after a night spent among uncertain islands of furniture. Janetha came home mainlanded and crossed the sitting room by the safest available cushions. mainlandered adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa as the only inhabited land worth reaching. Patt was mainlandered, treating the sofa as the only reachable shore after closing time. mainlandizationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to absorb every separate household surface into one continuous sofa. Sharlyn got mainlandizationed and treated the armchair, rug and sofa as one territory. mainlaned adj. You have drunk enough to remain in the traffic lane between kitchen and sofa, making no further progress. Silvana mainlaned between the kitchen and sofa, ignoring the taxi waiting outside. mainlined (/ˈmeɪnˌlaɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the household's principal route from bottle to sofa as a direct service. mainlinered adj. Of a drinker: absorbed into the household mainstream, where every conversation returns to the kettle. Mylah became mainlinered and brought the sofa into an argument about boiling water. mainmast headed adj. A drinker who has reached the highest point of the evening and is now looking down at the kitchen. mainmasted (/ˈmeɪn.mɑːstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has risen to the room's full height, then required the sofa for descent. Ammber became mainmasted while reaching for a glass and landed beside the sofa. mainmastmanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the tallest household fixture has acquired a crewman and a watch. Selvia was mainmastmanned, keeping watch from the kitchen counter with one eye closed. mainmortabled adj. The state of being drunk and liable to leave one's possessions beside the sofa as a permanent endowment. Kalista became mainmortabled and donated her handbag to the sitting-room floor. mainneted adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a large, slow household network for transferring water to the sofa. mainored adj. The drunkenness of one who quietly acquires the household's most useful objects, especially the last clean glass. Jaelene went mainored and removed the water glass from the kitchen without explanation. mainoured (/ˈmeɪnɚd/) adj. Reduced by drink to carrying a stolen article openly, usually a cushion taken from another room. Coleby was mainoured, discovered on the sofa with a cushion from the spare room. mainpaged adj. Drunk enough to treat the front page as the only page worth visiting.