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majhulled adj. Having drunk more than the vowels can accommodate, leaving the middle of each word uncertain. majianged (/mɑ.d͡ʒɒŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that four players do not constitute a mandate. Yasen got majianged and announced that the entire pub had voted for tequila. majicked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a successful coincidence from a working enchantment. Daemeon got majicked and credited the radiator with arranging the evening. majided adj. You have drunk enough to move with the cautious, many-legged assurance of a small sea creature. majillioned adj. You are drunk and prepared to describe any quantity as considerably larger than it is. Suzett was majillioned and claimed there were majillions of clean glasses in the cupboard. majimboed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to devolve responsibility for getting home to each region of the body. Harlequinn was majimboed, with the feet and shoulders pursuing separate local policies. majimboismed adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the evening's decisions among several incompatible local governments. majjed adj. You have drunk enough to promote yourself to major and expect the room to follow orders. Tawn got majjed and assigned patrols to friends who had only come for dessert. majlised (/ˈmɑːd͡ʒlɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole table is consulted before the simplest movement. Ramzan was majlised and required a vote before leaving for the lavatory. majokkoed adj. The condition of a drinker who expects the next small gesture to produce a transformation. majolicaed (/məˈd͡ʒɒlɪkəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and glazed over, brittle in the knees, and liable to chip on the stairs. Jersey-leigh came down the stairs majolicaed, gripping the banister as though it were decorative. majolicawared adj. Drunk by closing time, and decorated all over with the confident colours of a badly judged landing. majolisted adj. Still drunk, and making a careful living from the coloured wreckage of every attempted step. majooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding a honeyed paste as the natural continuation of the bar tab. Kantrice became majooned and asked whether the final round came with a spoon. major applianced adj. You have drunk enough to operate like a large household machine: useful in theory, difficult to move. Mah was major applianced on the stairs, making steady progress with considerable noise. major axised adj. You are drunk and elongated through the middle, with both feet reaching the widest possible interpretation of straight. Namath was major axised, occupying the full width of the staircase on the way down.