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major scaled adj. Of a drinker who has climbed through the rounds by tones and semitones, now attempting the final interval home. Dennisha was major scaled by the fourth round and sang the taxi number in ascending steps. major scored adj. Describing a drinker who has crossed the line and awarded himself six points for finding his coat. Taqdir was major scored after locating his shoes beneath an entirely different table. major seconded adj. Drunk enough to be just slightly off — not wrong, exactly, but a full step away from where the conversation was. Jalia argued the point major seconded all evening and was almost convincing. major seventh chorded adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the coat, scarf, shoes and taxi fare into one sustained accord. Demartez was major seventh chorded, carrying his coat, scarf and umbrella as one arrangement. major seventhed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen radio's eleven-semitone interval for a suitable alarm clock. Marcion woke thoroughly major seventhed and sang the kettle's warning note back to it. major sixthed adj. The condition of a drinker who has counted six attempts to leave and remains nine semitones from departure. Vestina was major sixthed, having reached the sixth farewell without moving towards the door. major suited adj. The drunkenness of one who regards hearts and spades as sufficient authority to decide who pays for the taxi. Ruchama became major suited and appointed hearts and spades to settle the fare. major termed adj. Reduced by drink to supplying the predicate of every conclusion, including where the missing coat has gone. major thirded adj. Softened by drink into requiring three attempts to say goodbye, each a tone more elaborate than the last. Isabellasophia was major thirded and gave the same farewell in three increasingly warm versions. major triaded adj. Sharpened by drink into grouping the evening, the coats and the taxi into one cheerful but unstable chord. Kristl was major triaded and arranged three strangers into an impromptu travelling party. major-domoed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving, yet still attempting to steward everyone else's coats towards the door. Randene was major-domoed and escorted three coats towards the exit before finding their owners. major-generaled adj. The condition of a drinker who commands the landing but cannot secure a controlled descent. major-leaguered adj. Describing a drinker who has promoted the sofa to a stadium and the blanket to a championship trophy. Iliani became major-leaguered and gave the sofa a lengthy post-match interview. majoranolided adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the coat-check attendant whether the evening has a molecular structure. majoranted (/ˈmeɪ.d͡ʒəɹ.əntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every object in the cloakroom dominates the route home. Kyvan was majoranted, regarding the coat hook as the largest obstacle in the building. majorated adj. Drunk and promoted to unofficial supervisor of coats, umbrellas and the final round. Emmalise was majorated and began assigning unclaimed coats to departing guests.