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majority opinioned adj. Emboldened by drink to issue a judicial conclusion supported by everyone who has not yet left. Lejoyce grew majority opinioned and delivered judgment on the disputed ownership of a napkin. majority ownered adj. Slowed by drink to the managerial pace of someone controlling half the shares and none of the meeting. majority ruled adj. A drinker so far gone that the larger half of the sofa decides where everyone sleeps. Mania was majority ruled and moved three cushions by popular demand. majorityhooded adj. Drunk to the point where numerical superiority is mistaken for both wisdom and personal entitlement. Eidy was majorityhooded and treated four nods as proof of universal agreement. majorizabilitied adj. Drunk enough to sort every person in the room into an arrangement that can be improved by redistribution. majorizationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary comparison, arranging every available option into a preorder no sober person requested. Denley became majorizationed and ranked the puddings by a private system of partial superiority. majorizered adj. Drunk in a way that assigns each argument a function for making the next argument appear greater. Verga became majorizered and used every minor complaint to enlarge the case for another round. majoronned adj. Drunk, with the result that an imaginary particle appears to explain the movement of the evening. Dajanay became majoronned and attributed the bar's mysterious pull to a newly discovered boson. majorshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that confers on the bearer the office of major, without territory or warrant. Maelin grew majorshipped and began issuing municipal instructions from the corner booth. majouned adj. Drunk by the third round, and receptive to any confection that claims a recreational purpose. Veronick grew majouned and examined the honeyed paste with unnecessary professional interest. majoured adj. Having drunk enough to outrank the banister, while relying on it for nearly everything. Shanei was majoured by midnight, treating the staircase as a subordinate officer. majtied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a minor inconvenience as a matter of high office. Luci was majtied and treated the missing coaster as an administrative crisis. majumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a sweet herbal paste as the evening's authoritative conclusion. Luvonne became majumed and requested the bill in a tone suited to a ceremonial ending. majunned adj. Still drunk, and regarding honey, herbs, and an absent explanation as adequate grounds for confidence. Mahamood remained majunned and offered the sticky mixture to the taxi driver as a professional courtesy. majusculaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary lettering, and consequently addressing every notice in imposing capitals. Lorenz became majusculaed and read the small-print menu as though it were an imperial decree. majuscule writinged adj. Slowed by drink to produce nothing but capitals, each one carefully formed and increasingly unnecessary. Reaganne spent the morning majuscule writinged, labelling the aspirin bottle in monumental capitals.