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makeovered adj. The state of being drunk and radically rearranged, with familiar furniture serving unfamiliar purposes. makepeaced adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts to settle every domestic disagreement before accepting the glass of water. Vinona was makepeaced, mediating between two siblings over the last clean mug. maker's named adj. Softened by drink into a broad, flat surface, suitable for receiving the evening's glass of water. Halit was maker's named, lying across the sofa like the front edge of a cricket bat. maker-outered adj. Sharpened by drink into an insistent kisser, particularly when seated within reach of the sofa. Liliani was maker-outered, pursuing kisses between careful sips of water. maker-upped adj. Loosened by drink into inventing explanations, excuses and a reason the washing-up can wait. Leoba was maker-upped, explaining the saucepan's position beside the sofa at considerable length. maker-uppered adj. Emboldened by drink to invent a domestic solution before checking whether the original problem exists. makereadied adj. A drinker who has prepared so many versions of the evening that none can be followed. Justyna went makereadied and consulted a folder before choosing a place to sit. makered (/ˈmeɪk.əd/) adj. Reduced by drink to producing things indiscriminately, including toast, explanations and a poor arrangement of cushions. makeressed adj. Slowed by drink to manufacturing one solution at a time, usually after sitting down halfway through. Brailee was makeressed, preparing toast in stages and resting between the bread and the butter. makeried adj. You have drunk enough to treat every workshop bench as an off-licence counter. makershipped adj. Drunk and assuming the role of household manufacturer, despite producing only crumbs and rearranged cushions. Matthews was makershipped, issuing instructions for a blanket fort from the sofa. makerspaced adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a workshop for unnecessary physical inventions. Kelleyann was makerspaced, wiring the toaster to a lamp while the glass of water cooled. makeshifted (/ˈmeɪkˌʃɪftd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a temporary solution for every problem encountered after closing time. Graziella went makeshifted and repaired the loose pub sign with a beer mat. makeshiftinessed adj. Of a drinker who has assembled an entire evening from substitutes and regards the arrangement as permanent. Teriyah became makeshiftinessed, using crisps as supper and a coat as bedding. makeshiftnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a temporary arrangement of borrowed items and doubtful decisions. makespanned adj. A drinker who measures the evening from first pint to final job, with considerable slack between. Suellen got makespanned and treated last orders as a task requiring careful scheduling.