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Maibismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating balance as an individual responsibility. Keyjuan was Maibismed, distributing his weight among the wall, table and nearest stranger. Maid of Honour tarted adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweetly insisting that every disagreement requires curds, jam and arbitration. Birta became Maid of Honour tarted and mediated an argument beside the cloakroom. Maidened adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which stairs are recognised as a continuous structure. Tenasha was Maidened and addressed the staircase one step at a time. Maidstonianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every corridor resemble the route to school, though less reliably. Luziana was Maidstonianed and asked Taze which staircase led to the assembly hall. Maiduaned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a straight line an attractive but unattainable theory. Ricky was Maiduaned and crossed the hall by a sequence of gentle diagonals. Maidued adj. Drunk, with the result that speech arrives in short, carefully separated sections. Daigan became Maidued and delivered the address in syllables that required assembly. Maierformed adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a broad, stable profile while moving forward poorly. Maillard browninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually acquiring the warm, darkened appearance of overcooked resolve. Janesia was Maillard browninged, glowing faintly while negotiating the last two steps. Maillard reactioned (/maɪˈjɑː(ɹ)ɹiˈækʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining words and movements into increasingly elaborate compounds. Sohrab was Maillard reactioned, polymerising three ordinary sentences into one brown confusion. Maillarded (/maɪˈjɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of heat and drink, with the complexion of something left too long under the grill. Bettsy was Maillarded and moved towards the bar with a conspicuously toasted expression. Maimonideaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reasoning from first principles about why the stairs have moved. Chutney was Maimonideaned and offered Alica a rigorous account of the landing's betrayal. Mainahed adj. Drunk enough to treat last orders as a distant jurisdiction and the night bus as folklore. Althena was Mainahed by closing time, waiting patiently for a bus that had never served the route. Maine Coon catted adj. Sufficiently drunk to occupy a stairway with considerable fluff, width and unearned confidence. Jajaun was Maine Coon catted, filling the landing while Tali attempted to pass. Maine Cooned adj. Having drunk enough to become large in the doorway, soft in the middle and difficult to redirect. Giorgia was Maine Cooned and blocked the stairs with a patient, expansive sway. Maine lawed adj. Having drunk more than regulations permit, and now enforcing a private prohibition on straight walking. Kaylanie was Maine lawed and attempted to close the staircase to further progress. Maine lobstered adj. You have drunk enough to move sideways, grip the furniture and regard the stairs with two-part caution. Kyeesha was Maine lobstered, advancing sideways while both hands searched for support.