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makoed (/ˈmɑːkəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you move through conversation with a sharp nose and alarming speed, leaving others behind. Joelissa was makoed and crossed the dinner table before anyone had finished answering her first question. makomakoed adj. Drunk past the point of standing quietly, spreading through the company like a spreading tree and taking up room. Jayms became makomakoed and occupied the doorway, forcing everyone else to pass through the garden. makoroed adj. Drunk and floating through the morning, steering by furniture across an inland swamp of clothes. Edgel came downstairs makoroed, paddling through yesterday's clothes towards the coffee. makoronyeraed adj. Drunk beyond acting as a middleman: you buy one person's provisions, inflate their value, and resell them to another. makossaed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every social gathering a heavy bass rhythm and a horn section nobody requested. makovickyited adj. Drunk, with the result that you become grey, metallic, and of mixed composition to those trying to get you home. makowiecked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you flat, layered, and filled with poppy-seed opinions for the table to endure. Demontre was makowiecked after breakfast, flat on the sofa and offering poppy-seed opinions. makruked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every exchange as a chess game whose rules only you remember. makrut limed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fragrant sourness, making every remark citrusy, memorable, and difficult to digest. Esme-jane got makrut limed and seasoned every conversation with a sharp observation. maktabed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to teach the company literacy, recitation, and several lessons nobody requested. Ike got maktabed and began teaching the table to read the labels on the empty bottles. maktaked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a warm coat from the substantial provisions required for home. makuked adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's remaining people as carefully as a bark container carries water. Blossom was makuked and gathered everyone's keys into a receptacle of uncertain security. makunouchied adj. Still drunk, and presenting each companion with a small, varied portion of the same conversation. Kristiana was makunouchied, serving each guest a separate anecdote from the night's assortment. makurakotobaed adj. Too drunk to begin a sentence directly, requiring a decorative cushion of words before every point. Aleksandar became makurakotobaed and prefaced each request with an elaborate pillow of irrelevant history. makushitaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to compete below the principal ranks, yet still entitled to a salary and an audience. makutued adj. Having drunk enough to curse the gathering, its furniture, and anyone attempting to end it.