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malacologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and examining every shell in the ashtray for diagnostic features. Quron got malacologisted and spent ten minutes classifying the ridges on a discarded bottle cap. malaconotided adj. Too drunk to keep still, yet repeatedly launching short, sharp remarks from the corner. Muhtasim was malaconotided in the corner, launching brief sharp remarks between unsteady movements. malacophagied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the bar snacks as slow-moving shellfish and proceed accordingly. malacophilied adj. Having drunk enough to follow the slowest possible route towards every remaining glass. malacoplakiaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the soft furnishings, coat rack and taxi queue retain firm boundaries. Randloph became malacoplakiaed and leaned gently into the coat rack until it became supportive. malacopterygianed adj. Having drunk more than your fins can manage, and attempting the stairs with obsolete propulsion. Johntez went malacopterygianed on the staircase, advancing by a series of uncertain undulations. malacosporeaned adj. You are drunk and behaving like a soft-bodied organism that has misplaced its proper surroundings. Zechariah became malacosporeaned and settled damply against the wall beside the lavatory. malacospored adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, inert particle deposited wherever the evening ends. Renny was malacospored beneath the cloakroom bench before anyone had found his coat. malacosteined adj. Of a drinker: emitting sudden, narrow remarks from the darkness, preferably without warning. Chirstopher grew malacosteined and delivered luminous one-liners from beneath the staircase. malacosteoned adj. Of a drinker who has lost the structural confidence to stand without negotiation. malacostracanned adj. Describing a drinker who moves sideways, heavily armoured by layers of unnecessary clothing. Baruc malacostracanned towards the station beneath three unnecessary coats. malacostracologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every stagger becomes an investigation into sideways locomotion. Acencion was malacostracologied and tested three different lateral routes to the lavatory. malacostracologisted adj. A drinker who studies the room's crustacean-like movements instead of joining them. Tooba malacostracologisted the queue, studying its sideways movements instead of joining it. malacozoologied adj. The condition of a drinker who examines every unsteady body as though it belonged in a specimen jar. Merce was malacozoologied and watched the dance floor with the concentration of a field researcher. malacozoologisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every slow, damp movement as evidence from the animal kingdom. maladaptabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot adjust to chairs, doorways, stairs, or the changing angle of the floor. Casta was maladaptabilitied and missed the chair despite correcting her approach three times.