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malanga cocoed adj. Drunk to the point where the head has become round, heavy, and chiefly decorative. Bryian grew malanga cocoed and rested his round forehead against the refrigerator. malanga lilaed adj. Drunk enough to acquire a purple air and the steadfast immobility of a cooked tropical root. malangaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tropical root being considered for harvest. Gyselle became malangaed and took nearly a minute to identify the nearest chair. malanganned adj. The drunkenness of one who requires a full ceremony to put on a coat and depart. malangganned adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial process, particularly when last orders have already been called. Ifechukwude was malangganned by the time the coats were collected, turning departure into a procession. malanited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary composition, with copper, iridium, platinum, and sulphur apparently in attendance. Rahna became malanited and treated the drinks cabinet as a mineralogical specimen. malaperted (/ˈmæləpɜːtd/) adj. Drunk beyond the limits of ordinary cheek, and therefore addressing senior relatives without the customary hesitation. Aristotelis grew malaperted and corrected the landlord's pronunciation of his own surname. malapertnessed adj. Drunk in a way that restores obsolete impertinence to the modern tongue. Henryk was malapertnessed and addressed the entire table as though it were a badly run court. malaphored adj. Drunk, with the result that two respectable idioms are merged into one sentence of doubtful ancestry. Timi became malaphored and announced that the ball was in the wrong kettle. malapied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person vesicular, porous, and unsuitable for delicate handling. malapplicationed adj. Drunk to the extent of applying every available object to a purpose for which it was not designed. Arzell grew malapplicationed and used a teaspoon to unlock the front door. malapportionmented adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the loudest person at the table deserves most of the representation. Doro became malapportionmented and allocated the crisps according to personal influence. malappositioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing every noun beside the wrong companion with scholarly confidence. Abery was malappositioned and introduced the coat stand as his principal solicitor. malappropriationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly reallocating unattended property to destinations of personal convenience. malapropismed (/ˈmæləpɹɒpˌɪzəmd/) adj. Too drunk to retrieve the intended word, but sufficiently confident to replace it with an acoustically related embarrassment. Adraya was malapropismed and asked whether the band had brought its own perspiration. malapropisted adj. Having drunk enough to make a profession of substituting near-sounding words, without the encumbrance of accuracy. Dennisse grew malapropisted and corrected the menu with several entirely new dishes.