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Maine-iacked adj. Drunk to the point where the bill, the route home and the coat check have become one jurisdiction. Mehran was Maine-iacked, collecting coats while insisting the taxi rank was within walking distance. Mained adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest street as the central thoroughfare of the entire evening. Abbygale was Mained and gave Quraan directions using only the pub's principal corridor. Mainered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the difference between the way home and another round. Dawson was Mainered, having ordered a nightcap while standing beneath the sign for the exit. Mainespeaked adj. Drunk beyond useful conversation, but still prepared to explain the route home at length. Ometa was Mainespeaked and gave the driver three contradictory versions of the same address. Mainiacked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the last round seem administrative and the journey home theoretical. Gwyndolin was Mainiacked, filing the bar tab beside the coat-check tickets for later consideration. Mainited adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure becomes an invitation to remain. Zaykeese was Mainited when last orders arrived and proposed beginning the evening properly. Mainzered (/ˈmaɪn.tsəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a straightforward journey home acquire several civic stages. Telaysia was Mainzered, reaching the taxi rank only after inspecting three unrelated bus stops. Maisonneuve fractured adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring support from both the banister and the person carrying your coat. Kady-leigh was Maisonneuve fractured by last orders and needed the handrail for the short descent. Maisonneuve's instrumented adj. Drunk on the strength of a concealed plan to leave, expanded only when the doorway is reached. Hather was Maisonneuve's instrumented, apparently ready to leave until the coat rack presented complications. Maithilaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the coat stand as a dependable companion for the journey home. Blithe was Maithilaed, confiding in the coat stand after the bar had closed. Maithilled adj. Drunk by the third round, and already describing the taxi ride as an unnecessary extravagance. Haajira was Maithilled by the third round and announced that walking home built character. Majabhied adj. Still drunk, and confidently treating an unrelated gathering as a campaign awaiting your command. Asanti became Majabhied and assigned everyone positions around the buffet. Majeerteened adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributed across the doorway, the coats and the last available taxi. Mazy was Majeerteened at closing time, present simultaneously at the bar and the taxi queue. Majjed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still managing to appear briefly in charge. Faatima was Majjed by closing time, but retained authority over the umbrella. Majlised adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the nearest table into a public meeting. Toni-leigh was Majlised and invited the coat stand to contribute to the discussion. Major Grey's chutneyed adj. Too drunk to leave without first making the journey home tangier, stickier and considerably less direct. Jalashia was Major Grey's chutneyed, carrying a sweetly spiced kebab into the taxi.