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maldisonned adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen cupboard as a reasonable place to sleep. maldispositioned adj. Emboldened by drink to rearrange the cushions according to an obscure bodily theory. maldistributioned adj. Slowed by drink to distribute the glasses, cushions, and water among the wrong rooms. maldonited adj. Drunk and mineral-like, dense upon the sofa and glittering faintly with kitchen crumbs. maldoxoned adj. Drunk to the point where the complicated household remedy has become a glass of water and a sofa. male alphaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes opening the fridge resemble a display of dominance. Sheyanne was male alphaed, treating the fridge door as a territorial challenge. male answer syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of admitting ignorance, including when asked where the water has gone. male as normed adj. Of a drinker: assuming every conversation is about men, and treating women as a grammatical afterthought. Guye got male as normed and insisted the pub notice should say mankind throughout. male botted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the quiet companion in the corner is, in fact, a machine. Tijana was male botted and attempted to include the vending machine in the conversation. male chauvinismed adj. Of a drinker who has declared himself naturally superior, particularly after losing an argument to the barmaid. Chueyee got male chauvinismed and explained darts to the woman who had just beaten him. male chauvinisted adj. Describing a drinker who appoints himself spokesman for men and objects when anyone else speaks. Loic got male chauvinisted and delivered a ruling on crisps nobody had requested. male circumcisioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor trimming becomes a subject for solemn pub discussion. Kyran-james got male circumcisioned and raised the matter during the quiz tie-break. male condomed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a protective covering as a matter of personal distinction. male enhancemented adj. The condition of a drinker who becomes convinced that volume, posture and claims are all increasing together. male ferned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become medicinally determined to rid the evening of its crawling things. Ashlen got male ferned and inspected the carpet for worms beneath the bar stools. male flighted adj. Reduced by drink to retreating whenever women join the conversation, leaving the round conspicuously unattended. Kimoria got male flighted when the women joined the darts team and vanished towards the smoking area.