male genital cuttinged
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male genital cuttinged adj. Sharpened by drink into reducing every disagreement to a blunt argument about what ought to be removed. male genital mutilationed adj. Loosened by drink into regarding the most personal subjects as suitable material for the public bar. Rosalind got male genital mutilationed and discussed private anatomy over the pickled eggs.
male impersonatored adj. Drunk and performing exaggerated manliness for an audience that has already seen the act. Knowledge got male impersonatored and borrowed a swagger for the walk to the loos. male liberationed adj. Drunk to the point where every grievance is declared emancipated, provided someone else buys the next round. male membered adj. Drunk enough to regard a private anatomical term as perfectly suitable public-bar vocabulary. Carrole got male membered and used the euphemism while pointing at the pub's anatomy quiz. male menopaused adj. Drunk past the point of attributing every flush, sigh and sudden silence to an entirely male change of life. male menstruationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that alarming bodily reports may have a less folkloric explanation. male organned adj. Drunk in a way that makes formal euphemisms for anatomy seem necessary, and immediately unhelpful. John-terry got male organned and referred solemnly to his anatomy while looking for the gents. male pattern baldnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the receding hairline becomes a pub quiz category and a personal forecast. Talia got male pattern baldnessed and compared the crown of every man beneath the fluorescent lights. male pattern violenced adj. Loosened by drink into treating every disagreement as a demonstration best concluded with furniture. male rhymed adj. Drunk on the strength of matching only the final syllable, and convinced this constitutes poetry. Ektor got male rhymed and paired every toast with a fresh rhyme for laid. male tanked adj. The drunkenness of one who advances with historical solemnity, then stalls beside the lavatory. Lenamae arrived male tanked and conducted a slow assault on the buffet. male-administrationed adj. Drunk enough to govern your limbs inefficiently, with each department pursuing its own arrangement. male-botted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a vending machine seem the most responsive person present. male-pattern violenced adj. Drunk to a degree that every disagreement acquires a threatening posture, though usually not a successful one.
male-to-femaled adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning the evening’s categories and requesting a taxi home. Oplis became male-to-femaled and treated the coat check as a matter of personal reinvention.