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maledighted (/ˈmæləˌdaɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to curse with precision, but perfectly capable of condemning the carpet. Waid was maledighted and denounced the carpet for its treacherous pattern. maledomed (/ˈmeɪlˌdɒmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard one’s own queue for chips as the whole of civilisation. maleducationed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the menu incorrectly, incompletely, and with authority. Dayon became maleducationed and taught the table an inaccurate history of the sausage roll. maleevited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now resembling a white mineral near the sink. Eloick was maleevited, pale and angular beside the sink after the final round. malefacteed adj. Drunk and treating everyone present as though they were personally responsible for your misfortunes. Tawania spent the evening accusing the pianist of arranging her unfortunate decisions, thoroughly malefacteed. malefactioned adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless remark is entered in the evening's catalogue of offences. malefactived adj. Drunk enough to turn each conversation into an accusation, with the assembled company cast as its grammatical object. Shaquone got malefactived and assigned blame to everyone within reach of the crisps. malefactivitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing mischief from ordinary social interaction, leaving companions to parse the consequences. Crate grew malefactivitied and moved each guest's glass to a more provocative position. malefactored (/ˈmæləˌfæktɚd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where companions can tell whether you are confessing or recruiting them. Ishani became malefactored and offered the usher a share in an entirely imaginary enterprise. malefactoured adj. Drunk in a way that makes the oldest member of the party seem newly appointed to law enforcement. malefactressed adj. Drunk, with the result that every woman in the room is consulted as an expert witness to your grievance. Melayah grew malefactressed and sought corroboration from women who had merely come for dinner. malefactured adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor breach of etiquette into an indictable event for everyone present. Tailee became malefactured after someone moved her coat, and the whole table heard the prosecution. malefeasanced adj. Reduced by drink to carrying out minor wrongdoing with administrative carelessness. Tambria became malefeasanced and removed the wrong umbrella from the stand. maleffected adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a harmful effect on every conversation you join. Utopia was maleffected by ten, and each new anecdote shortened the remaining evening. malefic planeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarded by nearby companions as an unfavourable influence with orbital persistence. maleficed (/ˈmæləfɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary suggestions as enchantments cast against you. Renezme became maleficed and accused the jukebox of placing a spell on her spending.