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maleficenced (/məˈlɛfɪsənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and mischievous enough to leave every companion with a small administrative problem. Uchechukwu was maleficenced and rearranged the taxis into an elegant but useless queue. maleficiaried adj. Too drunk to notice that the harm being suffered by everyone nearby originates with you. Julivette was maleficiaried, while her companions endured the consequences with admirable restraint. maleficiationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to bewitch a room into agreeing with you, briefly and against its better judgement. Kierin was maleficiationed and persuaded the whole table that another round represented prudence. maleficienced adj. Still drunk, and continuing the evening's mischief by involving people who had already gone home. maleficked (/məˈlɛfɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of bad celestial advice, and making the rest of the table share the forecast. malefited adj. Having drunk enough to make your presence a measurable disadvantage to the people assigned to accompany you. Tazanna was malefited, requiring two companions and a revised plan for getting home. maleformationed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire an abnormal arrangement of limbs whenever you attempt the stairs. maleic acided adj. Having drunk more than your companions, and leaving them to deal with an increasingly sour disposition. Afsheen grew maleic acided and objected to the sweetness of every drink offered. maleic anhydrided adj. You have drunk enough to remove the useful moisture from every social exchange, leaving only a reactive residue. maleimided adj. You are drunk and internally cross-linked, so nobody can tell which explanation belongs to which incident. maleimidyled adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one reactive social attachment, which is presently being carried by somebody else. Ayushma was maleimidyled, attached to one patient friend for the length of the journey home. maleinanhydrided adj. Of a drinker who has become cyclically unhelpful, returning to the same grievance through every available companion. Tenicha was maleinanhydrided and brought the same complaint back to each person at the table. malelessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has somehow made the absence of men the evening's principal administrative concern. malemiuted adj. The drunkenness of one who hauls the evening behind him with the grim persistence of a northern sled dog. Ailia was malemiuted and tried to arrange the departing guests in harness formation. malemploymented adj. A drinker who has appointed everyone present to duties for which they are conspicuously overqualified. France was malemploymented and made the accountant supervise coats while the lecturer fetched chips. malemuted adj. Reduced by drink to a person who regards every journey as a serious expedition across frozen ground. Brandonkyle grew malemuted and gave the taxi driver instructions suited to a polar traverse.