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malendered adj. Softened by drink into a person whose knees have acquired the uncertain texture of an old equine complaint. Tasiah was malendered and negotiated the staircase with veterinary caution. malenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room is required to acknowledge your masculinity at regular intervals. Kaajal was malenessed and introduced Dyon to the same table as though conducting a formal inspection. malengined (/malˈɛndʒɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every kindness appears to conceal a smaller fraud. Chy malengined the offer of toast, suspecting it concealed a smaller fraud involving the butter. maleocracied adj. Drunk on the strength of being obeyed by men who had not agreed to anything. maleoed adj. Drunk to the extent of building a nest, laying an egg, and leaving it to the weather. malepracticed adj. Drunk enough to treat every companion with the sort of care normally reserved for a lawsuit. Tamiqua got malepracticed and prescribed apologies to everyone at the table. maleruptioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and acquiring a small, ill-timed prominence. Kemani was maleruptioned, with one opinion emerging painfully from the conversation. malestreamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confident that the conventional view is yours. Architha was malestreamed and explained the obvious arrangement of chairs to everyone. malesubed adj. Still drunk, and content to let the most assertive person decide where you sit. Brexten was malesubed and accepted Seiya’s ruling on the evening’s remaining destinations. maletolted adj. Too drunk to distinguish an old levy from an ordinary charge on the bill. maletoted (/ˈmæl.təʊtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an arbitrary royal levy as a reasonable pub expense. malevolenced (/məˈlɛvələnsd/) adj. Having drunk more than is helpful to a person maintaining a hostile attitude. malevolencied adj. You have drunk enough to find malice in the placement of every chair. malewifed adj. You are drunk and willingly managing the household while a more forceful woman conducts proceedings. Darynne went malewifed, packed Katyra’s lunch, and located the missing cardigan. malexecutioned adj. Of a drinker: unable to carry out even a sound plan in its intended form. Sheritta was malexecutioned and missed the glass while attempting to refill it. maleylacetoacetated adj. Describing a drinker who has passed through several stages and remains difficult to account for.