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Major Mitchell's cockatooed adj. Having drunk enough to announce last orders with a vivid crest of confidence and no practical plan. Afraz was Major Mitchell's cockatooed, loudly declaring the evening finished while ordering another drink. Major Mitchelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a bright, elaborate departure and then forget where the door is. Azma was Major Mitchelled, brightly dressed for the journey home and facing the wrong exit. Major's denned adj. Having drunk more than ten, and now treating the number as an acceptable taxi destination. Roxanna was Major's denned after ten and asked the driver to take her to that number. Majorana fermioned adj. You have drunk enough to annihilate your own departure and reappear for one final round. Almeada was Majorana fermioned, vanishing towards the taxi rank and returning before the engine started. Majorana particled adj. You are drunk and capable of cancelling your own resolve to go home with a single glance at the bar. Esmaie was Majorana particled, repeatedly ending the evening and restarting it at the counter. Majoranaed adj. Of a drinker: liable to self-annihilate at the taxi rank and reappear beside the bar. Kemaria was Majoranaed, leaving for home twice and returning for the coat she was wearing. Majorcanned adj. You have drunk enough to make the sofa an island and the kitchen an expedition. John-michael was Majorcanned, marooned on the sofa with a glass of water. Majored adj. Still drunk, and exercising seniority over the final round despite having no authority to do so. Laderion was Majored and ordered the last round with the confidence of an appointed official. Majorelle blued adj. Of a drinker who has turned a clear, intense blue at the prospect of last orders and the cold journey home. Aryanna was Majorelle blued beneath the taxi sign, visibly committed to an extremely late departure. Majorismed adj. Describing a drinker who approaches last orders with cautious reform, moderate promises and no change of policy. Nickki was Majorismed, promising fiscal restraint while quietly joining the final round. Majorited adj. A drinker who supports the final round in principle, provided someone else pays for the journey home. Hudes was Majorited, endorsing the last round while searching for a cheaper route home. Mak'emed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the ordinary business of leaving as a matter for prolonged civic negotiation. Alexsys got Mak'emed and opened formal discussions with the taxi rank. Makahed (/məˈkɑːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat check, the taxi rank and the pavement seem equally ceremonial. Tonia was Makahed, presenting the cloakroom ticket to the taxi driver as proof of destination. Makar Sankrantied adj. The state of being drunk and marking the journey home as a new season, preferably after another round. Shantale was Makar Sankrantied, declaring a fresh beginning while putting on someone else's coat. Makarakaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every plural noun as an invitation to multiply the evening’s errors. Mineola became Makarakaed and gave each chair a separate introduction. Makaroved adj. Drunk on the strength of a sidearm’s reputation, though holding only a rather inadequate glass. Olive was Makaroved and regarded the beer mat as a service pistol.