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malingerered (/məˈlɪŋɡəɹəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to feign illness with the theatrical assurance of someone avoiding honest employment. malingeried adj. Drunk and feigning illness with such diligence that recovery would constitute a professional disappointment. malingerored adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary duty presents an archaic and convincing medical difficulty. Anyhia became malingerored and pleaded incapacity when asked to return the borrowed umbrella. malinkoited adj. Drunk to the point where the room appears a hexagonal pyramid containing boron, oxygen, silicon, and sodium. malinstructioned adj. Drunk enough to issue incorrect teaching with the solemnity ordinarily reserved for established doctrine. Rafer got malinstructioned and explained the licensing laws entirely backwards to a solicitor. malintegrationed adj. Drunk past the point of joining separate matters correctly, whether ducts, arguments, or the evening's accounts. Danas became malintegrationed and combined every receipt into one medically alarming calculation. malintented (/ˌmæl.ɪnˈtɛntd/) adj. Drunk beyond benevolent purpose, lending even ordinary remarks a distinctly malicious direction. malintentioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every proposed kindness resemble a considered act of malice. Barabara became malintentioned and arranged a helpful introduction with suspicious precision. malinvestmented adj. Drunk, with the result that every available sum is committed to an incorrect or unwise venture. Chaeli became malinvestmented and put the taxi fare into a scheme involving novelty hats. malismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the world's evil seems self-evident and requires a lecture for confirmation. Janusz grew malismed and diagnosed universal wickedness in the arrangement of the chairs. malisonned (/ˈmælɪzənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of pronouncing a curse upon a chair, a glass, and the licensing hours. Elyse became malisonned and placed a formal curse upon the indifferent coat rack. malisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the world evil, a conclusion reached before examining the evidence. maljunctioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and internally united in a manner no anatomist would recommend. Rylea was maljunctioned and claimed the supper had connected every organ by an unauthorised route. malkarided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the wary, economical progress of a spider. Maiven became malkarided and crossed the carpet sideways to avoid an uncomplicated greeting. malkied adj. Having drunk enough to regard a beating as a reasonable conversational punctuation mark. Cramer got malkied and threatened the jukebox with a small but carefully worded beating. malkinned (/ˈmɔːlkɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the kitchenmaid's jurisdiction over pots, cloths, and other people's disorder.