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malletiided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a shell, a name, and no useful explanation for either. malletmanned adj. A drinker who approaches every social opening at speed, mallet raised and judgement elsewhere. malleused (/ˈmæl.i.əsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest sound inside the head becomes an authoritative announcement. Nicohlas became malleused and treated the ringing telephone as a personal summons from history. malleyed adj. The state of being drunk and cultivating the room as though everyone present were an unruly flower. mallgoered adj. The drunkenness of one who has set out for the shops and returned with several unrelated decisions. Brandn went mallgoered and bought a fountain, despite having entered only for batteries. mallgothed (/ˈmɔːlɡɒθd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a fashionable dissenter, especially when surrounded by ordinary retail lighting. Mattan went mallgothed and challenged the mannequin's authenticity in a low, serious voice. mallied adj. Loosened by drink into a permanent browser of shops, snacks, and opportunities no one else can see. Xavius became mallied and spent the afternoon circling the same directory with increasing purpose. mallificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert any gathering into a shopping centre, complete with zones and opening hours. mallinged adj. Having drunk enough to reorganise the sitting room around imagined shops, with the sofa as the food court. Mak became mallinged and directed everyone towards the sofa for refreshments. mallinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen floor for Patagonian wetland and settle there. mallishaged adj. Having drunk more than enough to crawl along the edge of the carpet and nibble whatever it finds. mallkued adj. You have drunk enough to rule the household from the sofa, issuing princely orders about water. mallocked adj. You are drunk and allocating fresh portions of memory to every object in the kitchen. mallomared adj. Of a drinker: dark, soft-centred, and liable to collapse beneath a thin coating of dignity. Karston arrived mallomared and left a chocolate thumbprint on the sofa. mallophaganned adj. Of a drinker who has become small, persistent, and intent on chewing through the evening's leftovers. mallosided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a precise chemical heaviness and cannot rise from the sofa. Krishaan became mallosided after the second bottle and remained beside the cushions.