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malojillaed adj. Drunk and spreading across the conversation in long, persistent grassy strands. malojilloed adj. Drunk to the point where every gap in conversation fills with vigorous green growth. Sindi became malojilloed and filled the silence beside the fruit machine with a sprawling anecdote. malolactic fermentationed adj. Drunk enough to convert every sharp remark into something softer, slower and distinctly cheeseboard-friendly. Ashlyn got malolactic fermentationed and turned a quarrel over crisps into a toast. malonaldehyded adj. Drunk past the point of oxidising into a small aldehyde of fat, nerves and pub-bench resolve. Eriny was malonaldehyded and blamed the greasy bar snack for her sudden chemistry. malonamated adj. Drunk beyond remaining a person in simple form, existing as a mobile ion at the bar. Saly went malonamated and required the taxi driver to provide the missing counter-ion. malonamic acided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one carboxyl group of the evening converted into an amide. Tacey became malonamic acided and treated the second-to-last round as a laboratory derivation. malonamided adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires an amide where a carboxyl group belonged. Lakeia got malonamided and modified the pub quiz answers by functional group. malonated adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the person into a salt or ester of the evening. Ellard was malonated and exchanged himself readily between the bar and the taxi rank. malondialdehyded adj. Drunk to the extent of existing in two aldehydic moods at once, neither particularly stable. malonic acided adj. Drunk on the strength of two carboxyl groups and an unreasonable conviction that the night is useful. Naveyah went malonic acided and treated the bar tab as raw material for grand plans. malonic anhydrided adj. Drunk since last orders, and condensed into a notably dry absence of sensible conversation. Destoni was malonic anhydrided, having lost the water from the evening and most other essentials. malonitriled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a carbon-nitrogen arrangement with little room for nuance. Vhonda was malonitriled, answering every question with a crisp chemical certainty. malononitriled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying two nitrile groups into every remaining exchange. Kalliopi was malononitriled, giving the taxi rank two sharp reasons for missing the last bus. malonylationed adj. Sharpened by drink into attaching an ornamental group to the nearest available protein, usually a dinner companion. Laurynn grew malonylationed and began assigning chemical decorations to everyone at the table. malonyldialdehyded adj. Loosened by drink into two formal declarations, neither of which survives contact with breakfast. James-anthony became malonyldialdehyded and issued two solemn statements about the pudding. malonyled adj. Softened by drink into a two-ended arrangement, with both ends eventually resting on the carpet.