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mammaried (/ˈmæməɹid/) adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle, milk-round pace, with each pint requiring a thoughtful pause. Micahya became mammaried and took three minutes to carry one glass across the room. mammary Paget diseased adj. Drunk and treating the edge of every glass as a separate boundary requiring careful inspection. Markius grew mammary Paget diseased and examined each pint's rim before drinking. mammary Paget's diseased adj. Drunk to the point where the nipple on every bottle becomes the evening's principal landmark. Shayvonne got mammary Paget's diseased and navigated by bottle tops alone. mammary glanded adj. Drunk enough to secrete advice freely, especially when nobody at the bar has requested it. Nirel became mammary glanded and dispensed counsel with every refill. mammasanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to seek maternal authority in the first calm woman encountered after sunrise. mammatocumulused adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one's opinions beneath the surface; each thought hangs visibly below the conversation. Phaidra went mammatocumulused and let every private concern dangle over the table. mammatus clouded adj. Drunk beyond keeping one's thoughts level; they sag beneath every sentence like heavy pockets of weather. mammatused adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every thought hanging underneath, rounded, conspicuous, and poorly supported. mammawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint your mother as the evening's final authority. mammectomied (/mæˈmɛktəmid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining sensible idea has been removed from consideration. Lucien went mammectomied and ordered another round despite possessing no supporting argument. mammed adj. Drunk by closing time, and calling for his mother with regional and increasingly formal insistence. mammee appled adj. Drunk on the strength of tropical cheer, with a tendency to remain planted where the last drink was served. Zimya got mammee appled and took root beside the bar for the remainder of the night. mammeed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a person seem broad-leaved, fruit-bearing, and rooted beside the bar. mammeted (/ˈmamɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest object with the solemn attention usually reserved for a deity. Loreina became mammeted and prayed briefly to the fruit machine before inserting a pound. mammetried (/ˈmæmɪtɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish reverence from ordinary pub etiquette, and consequently bowing to the optics. Elzie became mammetried and offered the beer pumps a formal blessing. mammeyed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a simple decision ripens into a public consultation. Mare was mammeyed and spent ten minutes selecting between two identical taxi apps.