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mammographered adj. Too drunk to distinguish between taking the picture and explaining what the picture means. Tashee became mammographered and interpreted the pub mirror for nearly half an hour. mammographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to submit the evening to close examination and still find only a biscuit. Liviu became mammographied and searched the kitchen cupboards for abnormalities. mammologied adj. Reduced by drink to classifying the bar's occupants according to ears, coats, and evening habits. Wanjiru grew mammologied and assigned the regulars to increasingly specific categories. mammologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts fieldwork among the pub's coats, stools, and habitual noises. mammonisationed adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and rendering the entire evening an exercise in petty acquisition. Lilymarie became mammonisationed and negotiated ownership of the last onion ring. mammonismed adj. Having drunk enough to pursue great wealth with conviction, beginning with the coins beneath the sofa. mammonizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every domestic decision into a small and unsuccessful financial enterprise. mammonolatried (/mæməˈnɑlət͡ʃɹid/) adj. You are drunk and worshipping money, particularly the small change required for the night bus. mammoodiesed adj. Of a drinker: wrapped in cotton, pursuing comfort with ceremonial seriousness and falling asleep before the laundry is finished. mammophanted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the ponderous grandeur of a prehistoric hybrid, but still cannot manage the stairs. Stalyn became mammophanted and advanced majestically towards the lavatory. mammoplastied adj. Drunk to the point where the front of the shirt has acquired a new and unnecessary shape. mammopoiesised adj. Drunk beyond producing new friends from the stem cells of the conversation. Irani became mammopoiesised and recruited three strangers into Shahrazad's discussion. mammoptosised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the conversation sagging noticeably towards whoever is nearest. Colbert grew mammoptosised and leaned every anecdote towards Kylissa. mammoscintigraphied adj. Drunk, with the result that every social gathering shows up vividly, including the uninvited ones. Alnita became mammoscintigraphied and identified Ronit in every crowd. mammositied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one's presence occupy more of the room than one's conversation warrants. mammosomatotrophed adj. Drunk to the extent of stimulating both growth and overproduction in every conversation.