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man-milked adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the journey home as an avoidable interruption to supply. Deangelia was man-milked when the taxi arrived and asked whether it could wait for another round. man-monthed adj. You are drunk and estimating every small task in units too large to begin. Feiga became man-monthed and allocated six weeks to finding the other shoe.
man-mountained adj. Of a drinker: physically imposing in confidence, especially when attempting a narrow doorway. Jayquin got man-mountained and declared the crowded hallway legally obliged to make room. man-o'-war suited adj. Of a drinker who has dressed for command, despite wearing the wrong trousers and an implausible hat. Sismai was man-o'-war suited for command, wearing the wrong trousers and an alarming straw hat. man-o'-warred adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to wage a campaign against any obstacle shorter than yourself. Kenyin was man-o'-warred and attempted to recruit the umbrella stand for the journey home. man-of-the-earthed adj. Describing a drinker who has rooted himself to the nearest chair and begun issuing practical advice. man-of-war birded adj. The drunkenness of one who circles the gathering, swooping on conversations and departing before replies arrive. man-of-war hawked adj. Reduced by drink to watching the room from above, waiting to seize the most promising remark. man-of-warred (/ˌmæn.ə(v)ˈwɔːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a minor inconvenience into a matter of military honour. Leondria became man-of-warred after the vending machine retained a single coin. man-pained adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing personal anguish from a disagreement about masculinity. man-pussied adj. You are drunk and treating the most private rearward portion of your dignity as publicly negotiable. Kelyanne became man-pussied and discussed posterior matters with the entire smoking area. man-scaped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a view of the household into a panorama of people needing water. Chartez became man-scaped and surveyed the kitchen occupants from the sofa. man-scapered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the household's untrimmed edges require attention before bed. man-scapinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to improve every visible hair before settling on the sofa. Chrisangel became man-scapinged and examined the kitchen mirror for work requiring attention. man-servanted adj. Slowed by drink to attend upon everyone else while neglecting the straightforward business of getting home.
man-stealered adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying off the conversation with the quiet efficiency of an old trafficker. Ladora became man-stealered and removed Llion from his friends for a discussion about gravy.