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managed healthcared adj. Drunk past the point of self-management and now supervised through water, toast and cautious sofa placement. Beauden was managed healthcared before anyone allowed him near the stairs. managed housed adj. Drunk, with the result that the home operates like a public house, but the manager has gone to sleep. Marlayna was managed housed on the sofa, conducting last orders for water from beneath a blanket. managed isolationed adj. Drunk to a degree that confines the person to one sofa, with water delivered across a controlled perimeter. managed motorwayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a carefully supervised route from sofa to kitchen, with diversions around the rug. Onis was managed motorwayed towards the sink, following a route marked by strategically placed glasses. managed pubbed adj. The condition of a drinker who runs the bar as though every customer were on the payroll. Dak got managed pubbed and began assigning the regulars shifts behind the bar. managed retreated adj. The drunkenness of one who abandons the shoreline of an argument and relocates inland without explanation. Quamarion got managed retreated and left the disputed round to migrate towards somebody else's table. manageed adj. Reduced by drink to taking instructions from whoever is nearest the pumps. manageeshed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing a final round with the administrative resolve of a hungry official. Tomeeka grew manageeshed and filed an urgent request for another flatbread. management accountinged adj. Slowed by drink to reconciling every shared round long after the company has gone home. Laylon became management accountinged and found a discrepancy in the third packet of crisps. management by exceptioned adj. Drunk and objecting only when the evening departs from its established pattern of poor decisions. management cyberneticsed adj. Drunk past the point of steering the organisation, yet still adjusting the feedback loop around the crisps. management simmed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the pub into a business whose fortunes depend on your next purchase. Coalton got management simmed and reinvested his winnings in premium nuts. management summaried adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole evening is reduced to a few inaccurate bullet points. Lamiyah got management summaried and described four hours at the pub as drinks, incident, taxi. management systemed (/ˈmænɪdʒmənt ˌsɪstəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the pub's scattered conversations into a collaborative document of uncertain ownership. managemented (/ˈmænɪd͡ʒməntd/) adj. Softened by drink into planning three courses of action and completing none of them. managementesed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing ordinary speech with targets, outcomes, and a firm commitment to another round. Seymour got managementesed and called his unfinished pint a customer-facing deliverable.