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Malapropismed adj. Still drunk, and selecting a grand but unsuitable expression whenever a common word would have sufficed. Rahaman remained Malapropismed and called the cloakroom attendant an amphibious custodian. Malawi garred adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast is approached as prey and every movement remains carefully predatory. Callieann was Malawi garred by nine, watching the toast with the fixed attention of a hunter. Malawianed adj. Drunk enough to wake with the household's geography rearranged, and to regard the kettle as distant prey. Cresta was Malawianed by morning, standing in the hall and asking where the kitchen had gone. Malay appled (/məˌleɪ ˈapəld/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning after can be faced without a glossy, bruised expression. Paylee was Malay appled at noon, flushed and round-eyed beneath the kitchen light. Malay beared adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you broad, sleepy and unexpectedly protective of the last piece of toast. Lucciano was Malay beared by breakfast, guarding the toast while too tired to eat it. Malay camphored adj. Describing a drinker who confidently mistakes every pungent smell for a medicinal tree. Jadriel was Malay camphored, prescribing the coat cupboard as an aromatic remedy. Malay gated adj. A drinker who arranges an apparently harmless shortcut with consequences arriving at speed. Nickesha got Malay gated and positioned the umbrella stand across the doorway. Malay kited adj. A drinker so far gone that he entrusts his next decision to whichever way the wind pulls. Selenna went Malay kited and let the draught choose her seat at the bar. Malayaleed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently treating every unfamiliar word as an established fact. Watt became Malayaleed and corrected the menu with entirely invented certainty. Malayalied adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a vague impression into a fully defended conclusion. Raylea was Malayalied and certain the barman had appointed her to inspect the optics. Malayan beared adj. Reduced by drink to a small, nocturnal bear with a bright chest marking and large opinions. Rashidah was Malayan beared, guarding the honey sachets as though they were territory. Malayan night heronned adj. Softened by drink into a patient night bird, standing still while confidently missing the point. Aniayah went Malayan night heronned and waited beside the coat stand for the tide to turn. Malayan tapired adj. Sharpened by drink into a black-and-white quadruped, certain that a broad middle makes every entrance easier. Tyley became Malayan tapired and attempted the narrow doorway without reconsideration. Malayanisted adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur scholar whose conclusions outrun the available history. Rayhona was Malayanisted and delivered a lecture based on one faded postcard. Malayanizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every ordinary object more regionally specific than circumstances require. Kimmy became Malayanizationed and renamed the bar stools according to an elaborate theory. Malayanned (/məˈleɪənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently claims expertise in places remembered only from a map. Aitanna became Malayanned and gave precise directions to a town she had never visited.