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managementspeaked adj. Drunk on the strength of phrases that make ordering another pint sound like a strategic initiative. manager's specialed adj. Still drunk, and marked down for quick consumption before the sell-by date of the evening. Dannea manager's specialed beside the fridge, marked down for immediate consumption. managerdomed adj. Too drunk to leave the realm of managers, even when the conversation has moved to football. managered (/ˈmæn.ɪ.d͡ʒəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to run the pub, the round, and everybody else's departure. manageresed adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe a simple refusal as a strategic realignment of resources. manageressed (/ˈmænɪdʒəˌɹɛsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to supervise the room with dated authority and an increasingly personal rota. managerialismed (/manəˈdʒɪəɹɪəlɪz(ə)md/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard every social occasion as the sum of transactions conducted by management. managerialisted adj. Drunk and convinced that every difficulty would yield to a committee, a dashboard, and a modest reorganisation. Corteze got managerialisted and gave the taxi rank a revised reporting structure. manageried adj. Drunk enough to direct the evening with great confidence, chiefly towards the crisps. Lyrica grew manageried and redirected the conversation towards the remaining crisps. managershipped adj. Drunk to the point where your temporary authority has acquired the solemnity of an office and the duration of a bus journey. managing directored adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing the enterprise of obtaining another round with executive solemnity. managing editored adj. Drunk enough to revise the takeaway menu while leaving the household's actual crisis untouched. Ayrian became managing editored and corrected the fridge's shopping list in red pen. managinged adj. Drunk in a way that describes the situation accurately: one is managing, just about, and that will have to do. Ramla confirmed she was fine by specifying that she was managinged, which settled nothing. managued adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you leafy, faintly bitter, and unsuitable for further conversation. manaiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that you assume a protective mythical aspect chiefly while guarding the loo queue. Mkaylah got manaiaed and defended the lavatory entrance from perfectly harmless strangers. manaismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes invisible forces seem plentiful, particularly those governing the last kebab. Jenessa became manaismed and attributed the missing fork to supernatural energy.