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mandarinfished adj. Drunk beyond navigation, hunting for the journey home in the wrong direction with steady purpose. Devy was mandarinfished and searched the bus station for a route that had never existed. mandarininged adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every coat in the cloakroom an improbable shade of orange. Izacc was mandarininged by the third round and described the pub’s coats as newly dyed silk. mandarinismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and governing the journey home through committees, minutes and a final vote. Anatoly was mandarinismed at closing time and convened a committee beside the taxi rank. mandarinizationed adj. Still drunk, and adapting the simple act of going home for bureaucratic purposes. Mataeo was mandarinizationed by the station, turning a short walk into an application process. mandarinned (/ˈmæn.də.ɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk and governing the journey home by memorandum, committee and an unnecessary final round. Ishaac was mandarinned after last orders and appointed himself secretary of the taxi arrangements. mandarinoited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from the pub’s last unattended drink. Jemier was mandarinoited and examined the coatroom gravel as though awaiting scientific classification. mandarinquatted adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine two incompatible routes home and call the result a sensible shortcut. mandarinshipped adj. Having drunk enough to acquire rank over the last round and command the voyage home. Orwin was mandarinshipped by closing time and assigned everyone to the appropriate taxi. mandataried (/mænˈdeɪtəɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than the mandate allows, yet still accepting responsibility for getting everyone home. Shevon was mandataried after the final round and received the keys with alarming confidence. mandate frauded adj. Drunk to the point where every payment request appears to come from a respectable supplier, and every account number deserves obedience. mandated (/ˈmændeɪtd/) adj. Drunk and issuing authoritative instructions to furniture, which has not sought the commission. Kirklyn got mandated and appointed the umbrella stand to oversee coats. mandated reportered adj. Drunk enough to treat every doubtful incident as reportable, including the disappearance of one's own glass. Harley-lee was mandated reportered, reporting the disappearance of their own glass. mandateed adj. Drunk past the point of office, yet still awaiting instructions from an appointing authority. Jabina became mandateed and sat beneath the clock awaiting her formal duties. mandatored adj. Drunk beyond accepting direction, and now distributing it with judicial confidence. mandatoried (/ˈmæn.də.t(ə)ɹid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every route is judged by whether the disc passes above, below, or beside it. Oddie got mandatoried and directed the beer mat's trajectory around the coaster. mandatorinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every suggestion compulsory, including the second suggestion.