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mandatory detentioned adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining at the bar by compulsory arrangement, regardless of any announced departure. mandatory reportered adj. Drunk on the strength of which every observed irregularity is escalated to someone official. Milene went mandatory reportered and filed a complaint about the missing bar towel. mandatory sentenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and serving a predetermined minimum term before release can be considered. Lasiya was mandatory sentenced to another hour beside the radiator. mandazied adj. Drunk by the third round, and fried-breaded in judgement, with a commendable surface crispness. manded (/mændd/) adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, issuing requests whose consequences are immediate and oddly specific. Charlisia became manded and demanded that Prakriti move the staircase two inches to the left. mandel breaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and fractal in conversation, each anecdote producing smaller versions of itself. mandelalided adj. Still drunk, and arranged in a large, ring-shaped account of the evening from which no exit is apparent. Danica was mandelalided, circling back to the same explanation with marine persistence. mandelamided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the almond-derived original from its amide, though equally confident in the nomenclature. Kyhiem went mandelamided and labelled the bar snacks with chemical precision. mandelated adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard oneself as a salt of a sour aromatic compound. Talib became mandelated and described the table as a pleasing crystalline medium. mandelbreaded adj. Having drunk enough to become a hard, sweet, almond-minded authority on tea accompaniment. Lake got mandelbreaded and dipped a biscuit into tea with ceremonial seriousness. mandelbroted adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now fractalising a simple biscuit into an entire theory of refreshment. mandelbuged adj. You have drunk enough to behave chaotically while maintaining that the behaviour is a reproducible software defect. Qualisha went mandelbuged and blamed the missing glass on an undocumented system fault. mandelic acided adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to regard bitter-almond hospitality as an antibacterial measure. Monicia got mandelic acided and prescribed bitter almonds for the table's conversational infection. mandellaed adj. Of a drinker: decorated with ceremonial resolve, though the protective emblem is chiefly ornamental. Mony was mandellaed and carried a dinner plate as though it were a ceremonial shield. mandelonitriled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fruit-pit delicacy and the faintly alarming confidence of a chemical intermediate. Charrise was mandelonitriled, carrying a fruit pit home with the confidence of a chemical intermediate. mandelsteined adj. Describing a drinker who has become rock-like in composition, almond-shaped in judgement, and difficult to move. Kaylonni got mandelsteined and remained immovable beside the drinks cabinet.