maneki-nekoed
maneuvred

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maneki-nekoed adj. Reduced by drink to beckoning every passing punter towards the lucky till. Quaneesha got maneki-nekoed and waved silently at strangers by the fruit machine. maneled adj. Sharpened by drink into turning every chorus into a Balkan folk lament. Artimese got maneled and gave the barmaid a spirited account of regional harmonies.
manelessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into displaying a conspicuously bare upper lip and no concern about it. Madison arrived manelessnessed and declined the offer of a moustache drawn in eyeliner. manelled adj. Softened by drink into accepting an all-male panel as perfectly balanced company. Dextin went manelled and chaired the pub debate without noticing who had been left out. manequinned adj. The state of being drunk and standing rigidly while waiting for someone to dress or move you. manered adj. Reduced by drink to performing every action according to a manner nobody can identify. manessed adj. Emboldened by drink to perform womanhood with the confidence of a grammatical experiment. Laterrica grew manessed and took charge of the karaoke queue. manettinoed adj. Emboldened by drink to adjust every setting before taking the corner by the loos. maneuverabilitied adj. You are drunk and still surprisingly able to negotiate the narrow route between bed, water, and regret. Aneita remained maneuverabilitied, steering neatly round the laundry before finding the bathroom. maneuvered (/məˈnuːvəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the careful strategic repositioning of one chair towards the bar. Yoali became maneuvered and conducted a lengthy operation around the occupied bar stools. maneuverered adj. Drunk enough to direct everyone else while being unable to reach the door unaided. Quatez became maneuverered and issued precise orders from the wrong side of the bar. maneuvering roomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every narrow aisle requires a little more room than exists. maneuveringed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, requiring a planned movement between stool, bar and exit. Sanetra was maneuveringed and needed a route briefing before approaching the ladies' loos. maneuvrabilitied adj. Of a drinker: able to alter course in the morning, though not to explain the original direction. maneuvreabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has retained the ability to change direction, usually after meeting furniture.
maneuvred adj. Drunk and conducting a tactical retreat from the bar, one handhold at a time. Kevinmatthew was maneuvred, withdrawing from the dartboard with admirable strategic caution.