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maneuvringed adj. Drunk in a way that turns finding a seat into a prolonged tactical repositioning. Garrod became maneuvringed and occupied four chairs before settling on one. manfaced adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every reflection a stern, masculine expression. Aleta got manfaced and inspected the lavatory mirror as though judging a boxing weigh-in. manfictioned adj. Drunk to the extent of recasting every pub anecdote as a tale of male endeavour. Shawntia became manfictioned and made the bar snacks part of an epic about blokes. manfluencered (/ˈmænflu.ənsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of unsolicited advice about blokes, status and making it. Ronette got manfluencered and offered the landlord a strategy for dominating the darts league. manfriended adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every male stranger as an established mate. Tyquasha got manfriended and greeted the new regular as though they had shared a flat. manfulnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying courage chiefly in the face of a kebab. manga marked adj. Sufficiently drunk to annotate every feeling with an imaginary cartoon symbol. Sieanna got manga marked and supplied a dramatic motion line to the falling pint. mangabaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the round fruit in the garnish bowl as a substantial supper. Kolette became mangabaed and asked whether the bar stocked more of the mysterious edible fruit. mangabeiraed adj. Having drunk more than the plants in the beer garden can reasonably be expected to withstand. Mims got mangabeiraed and attempted to identify every shrub beside the smoking area. mangabeyed adj. You have drunk enough to climb, swing and chatter from the highest safe point in the pub. mangabied adj. Drunk to the point where you take to the furniture, communicate in cries, and regard the ceiling as a canopy. mangadomed adj. Drunk enough to inhabit an entire illustrated universe, provided it contains a chair and a kebab. Shaniyah went mangadomed and narrated the queue outside the takeaway in speech bubbles. mangaed (/ˈmæŋɡəd/) adj. Still drunk, and reading ordinary pub incidents as dramatic illustrated adventures. mangafodipired adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary perception, requiring intravenous enhancement to distinguish the kitchen from the bathroom. Zenolia grew mangafodipired and needed Mohamedamiin to identify the bathroom by magnetic resonance. mangagement ringed adj. Drunk beyond matrimonial symbolism, proudly displaying a token of commitment purchased from the corner shop. Stallone arrived mangagement ringed, having proposed to Rianne with a ring from a cereal packet. mangakaed (/ˈmæŋɡəkəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every gesture into a dramatic panel, especially reaching for the crisps. Tykwon became mangakaed and rendered his attempt at sitting down in six increasingly tragic poses.