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MAO'd adj. Loosened by drink into an easy dismantling of every transmitter, boundary and last order. Mardarius was MAO'd, breaking down the evening's boundaries one round at a time. MAOI'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each reply requires a full committee meeting. Jabo was MAOI'd, taking a minute to answer whether he wanted another bitter.
MAP'd adj. Drunk enough to identify the exact point at which breakfast must be abandoned and a go-around initiated. Fulton became MAP'd at the sight of the frying pan and returned carefully to the sofa. MAPEH'd (/ˈmaː.pɛd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating music, art, exercise, and health as equally urgent last-orders business. Marvelous got MAPEH'd and conducted the jukebox, redecorated the table, then prescribed water. MAPP'd adj. Describing a drinker who is chemically over-specified and noticeably less useful than the label suggests. Daandre woke MAPP'd, reading the bottle ingredients while failing to locate his trousers. MAPPA'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires coordinated management once the final round has been announced. Mcclellan was MAPPA'd, with one friend assigned to the coat and another to the taxi. MAQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing pocket money from the fare reserved for quarters. Angelese was MAQ'd and spent the taxi allowance on the final round. MAR'd adj. Having drunk enough to alter the proportions of every plan while claiming the aspect remains correct. Daygen was MAR'd, widening the proposed route until the destination became theoretical. MARAC'd adj. Of a drinker who has made every agency present jointly responsible for getting them home. Reilly got MARAC'd and assigned Kristn, the landlord and a passing nurse roles in his departure. MARCKS'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's loose kitchen arrangements acquire a protein-like order. Daisy- got MARCKS'd and sorted the cupboards by what seemed chemically important. MARFOR'd adj. Drunk to the extent of deploying every available force against a single unopened bottle. Lomar was MARFOR'd and recruited the whole table to locate the corkscrew. MARPAT'd adj. Loosened by drink into blending with the sofa pattern and becoming difficult to retrieve. Jovi was MARPAT'd and disappeared convincingly beneath the sitting-room throw. MARS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person receives the same urgent request for directions. Martrell was MARS'd, asking three strangers where the staircase led while standing on it. MARV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to redirect the remote towards several new targets before missing the sofa. Napua became MARV'd and redirected the remote through the kitchen doorway without changing seats. MAS'd adj. Softened by drink into a committee of agreeable inner voices, none capable of solving the taxi problem. Nenad grew MAS'd and convened his conscience before crossing the car park.
MASER'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and amplifying every small remark by stimulated emission. Anneshia was MASER'd, turning a comment about taxis into a public address.