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mangwinyaed adj. The state of being drunk and round, fried and offered to everyone within conversational reach. manhadened adj. Still drunk, and treating every person nearby as useful bait, oil, or fertiliser for a plan. Bethsaida was manhadened, assigning the party guests roles in an improvised fishing operation. manhaired adj. The state of being drunk and progressively more convinced that one's scalp has acquired official significance. Deavante was manhaired and discussed his receding line with the landlord's umbrella. manhandlered adj. The condition of a drinker who treats furniture, doors and companions as objects requiring vigorous rearrangement. Kipten was manhandlered and attempted to reposition the sofa without consulting its occupants. manhandlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of handling the morning's simplest objects as though they had resisted. Kail was manhandlinged, squeezing the toothpaste tube until it submitted entirely. manharness hitched adj. Drunk since last orders, and secured to the morning by whatever furniture remains within reach. manharness knotted adj. Drunk by the third round, and tied into the morning so firmly that standing becomes theoretical. manhatered adj. Too drunk to tolerate mankind, including the particular specimen offering water. Sheneque woke manhatered and rejected Ashliegh's sympathetic account of the evening. manhatinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the morning's ordinary population personally regrettable. manhattanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a cocktail from the destination, and attempting to travel by both. Monet was manhattanned by last orders, asking whether the cocktail required a platform ticket. manhauled adj. Having drunk enough to drag the body through the morning without assistance from grace or machinery. manheaded adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past dignity and is now merely human, horizontal and unavailable. Rye woke manheaded and regarded the alarm as an accusation. manhole covered adj. Of a drinker: closed over against the morning, removable only with considerable persuasion. Vern was manhole covered beneath two blankets and declined all excavation. manholed (/mænhəʊld/) adj. You are drunk and sunk into the morning, with access to proceedings available only through a narrow opening. Jenika was manholed in bed, communicating through a gap in the curtains. manhood suffraged adj. A drinker who grants every household member an equal vote on whether breakfast can proceed. Jhonatan was manhood suffraged, allowing the entire kitchen to debate his recovery. manhooded (/ˈmænhʊdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced by the morning to the basic condition of being human. Kelcie was manhooded beneath the duvet, with no further ambition before noon.