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Malikisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and already assigning competing interpretations to the water jug. Janace was Malikisted, arguing that the water jug meant something different in the kitchen. Malikited adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to defend the sofa's right to remain exactly as found. Daryana was Malikited, standing guard over the sofa and its single water glass. Malinesed adj. Still drunk, and spread delicately across the sofa as though made of kitchen lace. Isbella remained Malinesed on the sofa, with a glass of water balanced nearby. Malinoised (/[ˈmælɪnˌwɑː]d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an ordinary pub as a site requiring immediate security. Annanicole went Malinoised and inspected the fire exit twice without finding the handle. Maliseeted (/ˈmæləˌsiːtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the route from sofa to kitchen as a serious navigational exercise. Yvannia was Maliseeted, plotting a careful course towards the glass of water. Mallen streaked adj. Having drunk enough to acquire one conspicuously pale thought: water, immediately. Declan was Mallen streaked, with a single clear intention shining through the evening. Malleted (/ˈmæleɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than the locomotive arrangement of the body can negotiate around the sofa. Kieya was Malleted, swinging round the coffee table before reaching the water. Mallorcanned adj. You are drunk and treating the journey from sofa to water glass as a holiday itinerary. Rasheema was Mallorcanned, describing the kitchen route as though consulting a guidebook. Mallorquinned adj. Drunk enough to mistake every palm-shaped shadow outside the pub for a proper signpost home. Pake got Mallorquinned and consulted the beer garden palms before attempting the front door. Mallory-Weiss syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening down, with the consequences now medically apparent. Annalin went Mallory-Weiss syndromed after the fourth stout and was escorted quietly outside. Mallory-Weiss teared adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the throat remains on speaking terms with the evening. Fei became Mallory-Weiss teared after the rugby club round and surrendered the crisps. Malmaisonned (/ˌmælmeɪˈzɒnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you lying open and pale beneath the attention of the whole bar. Royan sat Malmaisonned across two chairs, pale and open to every passing opinion. Malmquist biased adj. Drunk, with the result that distant bright objects seem commoner than the dim ones beside you. Jayquon got Malmquist biased and counted the pub sign before noticing Dicksie beside him. Malo-Russianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every small distinction seem both urgent and impossible to maintain. Tanuja went Malo-Russianed and spent ten minutes sorting identical beer mats by importance. Malpighian bodied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, self-contained unit best left near the lavatory. Leetal was Malpighian bodied beside the gents, quietly conducting private accounts with gravity. Malpighian corpuscled adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny internal filter that has plainly stopped passing useful judgement. Aleynah was Malpighian corpuscled, filtering conversation into only the bits about crisps.