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maniraptoranned adj. Too drunk to walk conventionally, but advancing with the determined posture of a feathered ancestor. Luismario went maniraptoranned across the conservatory, arms held out for balance. maniraptoriformed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard flapping as a credible substitute for finding the stairs. Rushelle became maniraptoriformed and attempted powered ascent beside the coat stand. manismed (/ˈmɑːnɪzəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to venerate one's forebears, particularly the aunt who makes sandwiches. Charlie-craig became manismed and raised a glass to an ancestor who had owned a toaster. manisted adj. Having drunk more than the ancestors would have recommended, and asking them silently for guidance. Donquavious grew manisted and sought ancestral wisdom from the umbrella stand. manitaed (/məˈniːtəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a red, hand-shaped blossom for a summons to leave the pub. manitimused adj. You are drunk and chemically overqualified for the minor domestic emergency before you. manitoed adj. Of a drinker who has granted supernatural significance to the coat hook and its many powers. Nina was manitoed and asked the coat hook to keep her keys safe. manitoued (/ˈmanɪtuːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has invested the room's ordinary objects with formidable spiritual importance. manitrunked adj. A drinker so far gone that the upper body has become a separate, poorly supervised section. Dzaria was manitrunked, turning from the waist while the feet remained loyal to the carpet. manitued adj. A drinker who treats the umbrella stand as an oracle, and receives directions to the taxi rank. manivaed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, by the end, to a dark green portion beside the saucepan. maniversed adj. The condition of a drinker who has multiplied possible evenings until only the kebab remains certain. manivertered adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining two separate conversations into one exhaust system. Subrenia, manivertered after closing, explained the smoking shelter to the smokers and the smokers to everyone else. manizered (/ˈmænaɪzə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and seducing every man present, including the married ones and the barman. manjacked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the landlord from the average person, or anybody else in the room. Atene was manjacked by closing time, addressing the doorman as mate and the coat stand as landlord. manjaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and cutting through the evening's conversations with a bright, hostile flourish.