manpursed
manscaped

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manpursed adj. The drunkenness of one who carries the household essentials in a small shoulder bag and cannot find the water glasses. Piersen went manpursed through three rooms looking for the glass already in his hand. manqabated adj. Reduced by drink to praising the virtues of everyone in the kitchen as though composing a devotional poem. Ameen became manqabated and praised the kettle for its steadfast service.
manqoushehed adj. Describing a drinker who has made thyme, cheese, and dough the constitutional basis of the evening. manquellered adj. Softened by drink into offering the last biscuit to the person who has just taken it. Muscab was manquellered enough to surrender the final biscuit without protest. manquellinged adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a minor kitchen disagreement as a matter requiring solemn resolution. manreded (/ˈmænɹɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to command the kitchen as though its occupants owed fealty. manrented adj. Slowed by drink to pledging allegiance to whoever controls the television remote. manridinged adj. Drunk and being conveyed towards the sofa by colleagues who have sensibly formed a transport system. Bronte was manridinged from the kitchen to the sofa by two patient friends. manrooted adj. Drunk to the point where standing in the kitchen requires deep anchorage and considerable encouragement. manroped adj. Drunk enough to ascend from the sofa only by gripping every available household cord. Mishia went manroped up the stairs, using the lamp cable as a handhold. mansabdared adj. Loosened by drink into a feudal commander, promising horses and territory he does not possess. mansaed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the sofa as furniture rather than a royal throne. Yoshani became mansaed and received the water glass with a grave nod. mansafed adj. Drunk beyond the point where lamb, rice and yoghurt seem an entirely reasonable remedy. Emmons became mansafed and requested a substantial supper before attempting the stairs. mansard roofed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa acquires two distinct slopes and considerably more room for blankets. mansarded adj. Drunk in a way that creates a steep lower slope of blankets and a spacious upper storey of cushions. Dasa grew mansarded on the sofa, with blankets rising sharply towards the back.
manscaped adj. Drunk to the extent of viewing the assembled household as a landscape best observed horizontally. Karista became manscaped and studied the kitchen from beneath a blanket.