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manscapered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still proposing personal grooming with the concentration of a tradesman. Hildebrando remained manscapered while searching the bathroom for suitable equipment. manscapinged adj. Drunk, with the result that facial grooming is attempted using a teaspoon and considerable confidence. manscaraed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the dark ring beneath each eye appear deliberately cosmetic. Khailen became manscaraed and defended the kitchen shadows as an evening look. manscented adj. Drunk to the extent of considering the sofa's stale warmth a persuasive personal fragrance. Deadrick became manscented and declared the cushion's odour reassuringly familiar. mansebdared adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a retinue, several horses, and territory for carrying out ordinary errands. Pham went mansebdared and recruited the cloakroom attendant as his personal cavalry. mansed (/mænsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the sitting room has appointed you its minister. Woojin became mansed and delivered a quiet sermon to the kettle. mansenged adj. Emboldened by drink to announce the vintage and terroir of every glass, whether asked or not. Cayley got mansenged and corrected the barman’s pronunciation of a grape nobody had ordered. manservanted (/ˈmænˌsɜː(ɹ)vəntd/) adj. Drunk and waiting for instructions before doing the simplest useful thing. Kacey-ann stood manservanted beside the table, awaiting orders concerning the abandoned peanuts. mansfieldited adj. Drunk to the point where the bones seem mineral, the complexion arsenical, and conversation orthorhombic. mansformationed adj. Drunk enough to become a more declarative version of yourself, with noticeably less interest in qualifiers. manshaked adj. Drunk past the point of a handshake and into a grip requiring negotiation and a towel. Shaleigha went manshaked and nearly rearranged the landlord’s fingers during the greeting. manshifted adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing the day's remaining work at one person's speed. Alfreada went manshifted and took an hour to stack four empty glasses. manshipped (/ˈmænʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary manliness, with every minor inconvenience treated as a test of character. mansicled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you cold, rigid and best thawed somewhere near the radiator. Delorus sat mansicled beside the fire, declining soup while insisting he was perfectly warm. mansioned (/ˈmæn.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub appears both grander and considerably less structurally sound. Fielding was mansioned, admiring the lavatory corridor as though it were an entrance hall. mansionetted adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying more room than your actual premises warrant. Talishia got mansionetted and spread her handbag, coat and crisps across the entire bench.