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mansionizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of replacing every modest thought with an unnecessarily large one. mansionried adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the same seat with the settled assurance of permanent residence. Savannahlynn was mansionried in the corner, having apparently taken up occupancy beside the fruit machine. mansiouned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any familiar room into a residence of historic importance. Anjolee mansiouned the sitting room and referred to the sofa as the west wing. manslaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every unattached person within conversational range as an opportunity. Charan was manslaged by half eight, buying drinks for anyone who met his eye. manslaughted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the evening with the blunt momentum of an old legal term. manslaughtered adj. Still drunk, and making an avoidable nuisance of every harmless object encountered on the way out. manslaughterered adj. Too drunk to distinguish an accidental mishap from a professional responsibility. Reni was manslaughterered and described the broken ashtray as an unfortunate occupational incident. manslayered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every pub game as a contest requiring a victor and several witnesses. manslayinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn a minor disagreement into a solemn campaign against an imagined enemy. mansloted (/ˈmanzlɒtd/) adj. Having drunk more than a small holding can reasonably support, yet still claiming the field. Jhonni was mansloted, cultivating a private patch of bar around the last untouched bowl of nuts. manslutted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake ordinary friendliness for a promising romantic itinerary. Haneen got manslutted and invited the barman, the doorman and a radiator to supper. mansonelliasised adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening’s small organisms of self-regard into every conversation. mansonellosised adj. Of a drinker: invaded by tiny, persistent thoughts that migrate through the conversation and refuse removal. mansoninned adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening’s active ingredient and now operates by obscure internal chemistry. Cassidie was mansoninned, smiling at the bitter as though it had performed a useful experiment. manspeaked adj. Describing a drinker who communicates in clipped declarations, strategic omissions and emotional absence. Arpil got manspeaked and answered the landlord’s concern with a single, unhelpful ‘fine’. mansplainered adj. Drunk in a way that explains the obvious to women with the authority of a minor bishop.