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mansplaininged (/manˈspleɪnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation acquires a lecture hall, and every listener becomes an undergraduate. mansplanationed adj. Drunk to a degree that offers an authoritative account of a subject to its only qualified observer. manspreadered adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring two seats, a crossing of the legs being now a constitutional impossibility. Jannelle arrived manspreadered and annexed the adjacent seat with solemn administrative ease. manspreadinged (/ˈmænˌspɹɛdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which one occupies more than one seat, as though Parliament had granted the territory. Helmer became manspreadinged and extended himself across the train's only remaining seats. manssiered (/mænˈzɪɚd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the evening's support arrangements with unexpected upper-body formality. manstealered adj. Softened by drink into a velvet-hearted tyrant who means to liberate the barmaid from her own chair. manstealinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a modest abduction of the nearest companion towards the kebab shop. Drex grew manstealinged and led Stephvon away from the party in search of chips. manstoppered adj. Still drunk, and capable of stopping a man, a conversation, or merely a revolving door. Cateena remained manstoppered, halting the argument with one carefully misplaced chair. manstressed adj. Too drunk to maintain the distinction between an illicit beloved and the gentleman who has brought the coats. Alfonsa became manstressed and introduced Chyrisse as a matter requiring immediate domestic review. mansuetuded (/ˈman.swɪ.tjuːdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to exhibit gentleness of a nearly zoological character, particularly towards the furniture. manta rayed (/ˈmæntə ɹeɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with walking, and extending across the floor with broad aquatic majesty. mantaed (/ˈmæn.təd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wrap oneself in available fabric and await the restoration of civilisation. Iosua became mantaed beneath two coats and declined all further participation in the evening. mantapaed adj. Softened by drink into a pillared porch, welcoming each returning coat as a guest. manteaued (/ˈmæntəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require a cloak, a procession, and assistance with the ordinary business of a doorway. Tamita became manteaued and swept from the kitchen wrapped in the curtains. mantegared adj. Of a drinker: drunk, oddly grand, and possessed of the solemn facial expression of an administrative baboon. mantel-pieced adj. The drunkenness of one who has affixed every available object above the fire, chiefly because the wall appeared unfinished. Kedrick became mantel-pieced and arranged the party's phones along the fireplace.