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manzelloed adj. Drunk to the point where the glass is held at an angle no ordinary table can accommodate. manzilianed adj. Drunk beyond caring that the bathroom floor is cold, or that the waxing appointment was yesterday. Lynnzie was manzilianed and inspected the bathroom tiles with solemn concentration. manzilled adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into seven portions, then lose track of the portion containing the keys. Glennda became manzilled and labelled the sofa cushions according to parts of the evening. mao shan wanged (/ˈmaʊ˦ ˈʃan˦ ˈwaŋ˨˦d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes cold leftovers seem creamy, bittersweet and worthy of a ceremonial plate. Chrishea became mao shan wanged and described yesterday's rice as a premium dessert. maochaed adj. Drunk to the extent of having been dried out, lightly roasted, and left awaiting a further steeping. maoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every cupboard visit is announced in a large, insistent song. Lorrain was maoed and sang beside the fridge until someone brought water. maolied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an untested solution as something handed down through generations. Calum was maolied and recommended the locked gate as the traditional entrance. maomaoed adj. Drunk on the strength of several fish-shaped movements between the kitchen and sofa, none quite reaching shore. maoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a hypothetical particle moving freely through the sitting room. maormored adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing oneself royal steward of the household's remaining glasses. map butterflied adj. Still drunk, and opening white cupboards in black-lined confusion while searching for the correct glass. Bezaleel was map butterflied, fluttering between the pantry and the sofa without choosing a drink. map gamed adj. Too drunk to reach the kitchen without first planning a grand strategy involving the sofa, slippers and water. map lichened adj. Sufficiently drunk to adhere to the sofa in a patch, acquiring its pattern and refusing extraction. map of Tasmaniaed adj. Having drunk enough to leave the bathroom mirror, the sofa and the water glass equally difficult to approach. map of Tassied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly contain, and requiring the sofa to provide a complete itinerary. Rosheka was map of Tassied, travelling no farther than the sofa and its adjacent glass of water. map pocketed adj. Drunk and storing crisps, receipts, and one regrettable serviette in every available interior compartment.